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Chris Illuminati

Chris Illuminati

How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal Your Way Into Being More Creative

I cringe when people say, “I’m just not creative.” It’s almost as annoying as when people tell me they’re “not a runner.” My typical reply…

Feb 14, 2022

How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal Your Way Into Being More Creative

Feb 14, 2022

Chris Illuminati

I Sent A Friend Money As Motivation To Finish A Project — Here’s Why

I texted Samantha and asked for her Venmo name. She obliged, and before she could ask why I needed this information, I sent $20.

Jan 27, 2022

I Sent A Friend Money As Motivation To Finish A Project — Here’s Why

Jan 27, 2022

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‘Eating Whatever I Want’ Is A Bad Habit For Runners — Here’s How To Stop

Sometimes I wish running apps didn’t show the calories burned.

Apr 7, 2020

‘Eating Whatever I Want’ Is A Bad Habit For Runners — Here’s How To Stop

Apr 7, 2020

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Rain & Running

Rain is the killer of routine.

Sep 17, 2019

Rain & Running

Sep 17, 2019

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Running Is Meditation — But Not Really

“Every issue and worry! Front and center! Chris is trying to clear his mind!”

Sep 10, 2019

Running Is Meditation — But Not Really

Sep 10, 2019

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The Guilt Of Taking A Day Off From Running

Missing a run brings guilt, a feeling more uncomfortable than sore knees or rain-soaked running gear.

Sep 6, 2019

The Guilt Of Taking A Day Off From Running

Sep 6, 2019

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Running Log for August 2019

August is over and my streak of 100+ months hits four. Barely.

Sep 2, 2019

Running Log for August 2019

Sep 2, 2019

Chris Illuminati

The Side Effects Of Running So Damn Much

My nipples are on fire.

Aug 29, 2019

The Side Effects Of Running So Damn Much

Aug 29, 2019

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My Accidental Half-Marathon

This isn’t how I imagined my first 13.1 mile run would look.

Aug 14, 2019

My Accidental Half-Marathon

Aug 14, 2019

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My Path To Getting ‘Serious’ About Running

People remember firsts like the first time playing an instrument, rock climbing, riding a motorcycle, sex of course, but I can’t recall…

Aug 9, 2019

My Path To Getting ‘Serious’ About Running

Aug 9, 2019

Chris Illuminati

Chris Illuminati

Author • Bylines on Daily Dot, Fatherly, Rolling Stone & Men's Health to name a few • Recovering a**hole • It's my real last name • http://chrisilluminati.com

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