PinnedDave GoldsteininFrazzledYour Family’s Tsunami Preparedness Guide From Someone Whose Family is All But Certain to Die in a…Best of luck… you’re going to need itJun 1313Jun 1313
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Dave GoldsteininSlackjawAn Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, Turn Out To Be Very Much Like…You turn out more like Jerry Orbach’s nebbish brotherJul 917Jul 917