Kara PanzerinGreener Pastures MagazineThe Barbie Monologue, in Other MoviesIt’s impossible to be·2 min read·4 days ago--2--2
Kara PanzerinSlackjawMy Life As The Leading Lady In A 2004 RomComI couldn’t help but wonder: can brunettes find love?·5 min read·Jun 7, 2024--9--9
Kara PanzerinThe Belladonna ComedyBrand Guidelines for the Second ComingOur consultants have provided essential feedback on Christ (our brand)·3 min read·Jun 5, 2024--14--14
Kara PanzerinThe HavenI Am Uniquely Qualified To Hold This Senate SeatBecause I’m dead·5 min read·May 6, 2024----
Kara PanzerA Line In The Coffee GroundsA debate rages in my hometown… over which way to queue at the coffee shop·4 min read·May 1, 2024----
Kara PanzerinGreener Pastures MagazineWhy We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A RepublicanWe believe all dogs deserve a loving home. Even conservative ones.·3 min read·Apr 23, 2024----
Kara PanzerinThe Belladonna ComedyI’m Married to the Lead Detective on This ShowHe’s about to stop a serial killer from brutally murdering every woman in our town. I’m about to call him 10–15 more times and ask him to…·4 min read·Apr 1, 2024--22--22
Kara PanzerinThe Belladonna ComedyOops! I lied on my resume and now I’m writing art placards at the MetThe interplay of light and shadows across the naked body of the woman tells me Manet was a perv.·3 min read·Feb 16, 2024--8--8