PinnedPublished inThe Belladonna ComedyWhat He Means When He Says He Doesn’t Like CatsWhen he says: There’s something creepy about cats. He means: I hate cats and that hatred is rooted in deep seated, unexamined misogyny.Oct 29, 202271Oct 29, 202271
PinnedPublished inSlackjawWhat I Said To My Boyfriend During A Fight Vs. What I Said One Hour Before His TherapyI shouldn’t have to tell you why I’m upset because you should already know why I’m upset.Nov 17, 20226Nov 17, 20226
Published inSlackjawA Member Of The Donner Party Responds To It Being Called A “Party”Even considering how terrible our parties were in 1846, no one would have mistaken our situation for a shindig.Dec 18, 20233Dec 18, 20233
Published inSlackjawThe “Choose Life” Trainspotting Monologue With Additions From My MomChoose a family. Seriously. Would it kill you to spend a little less time on your screenplay and a little more time trying to meet…Oct 10, 20232Oct 10, 20232
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyIt’s Way Too Hot; I Promise I’ll Never Complain About The Cold Ever AgainI’m a #WinterPerson from here on out.Aug 18, 2023Aug 18, 2023
Published inSlackjawWelcome To Our Fancy Restaurant! Here Are Tonight’s Specials And No, You May Not Know Their PriceI will take these prices to my grave, and by grave, I mean the end of the mealMay 18, 20234May 18, 20234
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyThe People My Fiancé and I Must Invite To Our Wedding, According To My ParentsMy parents’ dentist: “She’s known you since before you had braces. That’s longer than you’ve known your fiancé!”Sep 27, 20229Sep 27, 20229
Published inSlackjawA Timeline Of My Thoughts In The One Hour After I Leave A PartyEverything went really well, except for that awkward thing I said.Jul 26, 202214Jul 26, 202214
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyWelcome to Body By SisyphusYou are HERE, you are PRESENT, and you are NEVER LEAVINGMay 24, 20222May 24, 20222
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyHappy Mother’s Day From the Supreme Court That Doesn’t Believe Women Should Have A Choice In…Here’s a gift for this special holiday.May 6, 20221May 6, 20221
