Executive AssistantinExtra NewsfeedStone: Trump Knows Me So Well He Finishes My SentencesFORT LAUDERDALE-From his luxury home in Florida, Roger Stone is marveling at how well his close friend, President Donald Trump, knows just…Jul 19, 2020Jul 19, 2020
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Executive AssistantinThe HavenCo-Worker Wrecks Commute To CubicleMESA, AZ 32-year-old office administrator Charlotte Kim is thanking her lucky stars after a commute from her car to her cubicle took a…Jun 22, 20201Jun 22, 20201
Executive AssistantinMuddyUmPrime Minister Trudeau to Seek Security Council Seat at Model UNMONTREAL-Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has set his sights on a new prize following his narrow loss for a seat on the United Nations…Jun 21, 2020Jun 21, 2020
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Executive AssistantinExtra Newsfeed“All Tea Parties Matter” Has Republicans Boiling OverSACRAMENTO-The Tea Party is steaming mad after 5 year-old Emma Hernandez was overheard saying “All Tea Parties Matter.” Tea Party…Jun 14, 2020Jun 14, 2020
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