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Trapped In This Monkey Suit.

Trapped In This Monkey Suit.

Sometimes it Seems Like a Cruel Joke.
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Kyle Wells
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Twenty-Six

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Twenty-Six

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
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Elizabeth Emerald
Decoding Your Intrusive Thoughts

Decoding Your Intrusive Thoughts

Translating those pesky urges
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Miles-Erik Bell
Recently Introduced To The Music Of John Lennon, Vladimir Putin Reported To Be Considering Giving…

Recently Introduced To The Music Of John Lennon, Vladimir Putin Reported To Be Considering Giving…

Moscow.
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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
Why yes company orientation class, my spirit animal IS a Sperm Whale.

Why yes company orientation class, my spirit animal IS a Sperm Whale.

Let me explain why…
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Ryan Eland
My Wife, The Not-Even-Slightly Porn Freak.

My Wife, The Not-Even-Slightly Porn Freak.

What’s a cream pie, anyway?
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Robert Cormack
Wife’s Embarrassing Dinner Toast

Wife’s Embarrassing Dinner Toast

Everyone went silent when she spoke.
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Brian Dickens Barrabee
Scientists: There Is No Self

Scientists: There Is No Self

Spoiler alert! In the end the self turns out to be its own mother!
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Clem Samson
My name is Lindsey and I’m Addicted to Fancy Ass Sweaters

My name is Lindsey and I’m Addicted to Fancy Ass Sweaters

My name is Lindsey, and I am addicted to fancy ass sweaters. Buying them. Wearing them. Filling up my closet with more chunky, funky…
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Lindsey Lanpher
Confession: I Will Not Watch the Show You Recommended

Confession: I Will Not Watch the Show You Recommended

I lied.
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Ryan Redmond
Holiday Carols In The Key Of Bob

Holiday Carols In The Key Of Bob

Bob Dylan Sings Carols, Leaving Everyone Confused.
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David Volk
Binary Summit

Binary Summit

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Beverley Kort
Early facial recognition

Early facial recognition

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Beverley Kort
Hollywoodn’t

Hollywoodn’t

A Story About Power in Tinseltown
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Kelly Ronayne
I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Thing

I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Thing

Thanksgiving Memories
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Jill Ebstein
To Every Barista Who’s Heard My Entire Life Story

To Every Barista Who’s Heard My Entire Life Story

A steaming cup of confessions, caffeine, and casual oversharing
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Nathan Chen
Tuberville to Stop Abortion After Birth

Tuberville to Stop Abortion After Birth

”It’s a real thing and it’s DOD policy”
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Phillip T Stephens
Are You a Feminist or a Misogynist?

Are You a Feminist or a Misogynist?

It All Depends on How you Interpret Nursery Rhymes
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Simon Black
Beauty Of Poetry

Beauty Of Poetry

She lay there still,
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Viraja Teggihal
Dancing Ruined My Relationship

Dancing Ruined My Relationship

I was introduced to the strange world of zydeco
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Brian Dickens Barrabee
Depeche from Absurdistan — Part I

Depeche from Absurdistan — Part I

In what, reportedly, was originally entitled “When Harry met a perky friend who felt compelled to pretend having an orgasm in a public…
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Tom Deisboeck
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Twenty-Five

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Twenty-Five

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
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Elizabeth Emerald
Sebastian Farquhar Meanwhile

Sebastian Farquhar Meanwhile

So very much happens in the “meanwhile…”, yet we miss it all
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Mike Hickman
Roger Bollocks Blisters…

Roger Bollocks Blisters…

Because that is all he can do…
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Mike Hickman
A Stand-Up Tragedy in Hyde Park’s Speaker’s Corner

A Stand-Up Tragedy in Hyde Park’s Speaker’s Corner

Confessions of a neo-Romantic Humanist Objectivist
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Walter Bowne
Never Say These Words to a Fly in a Coffee Shop

Never Say These Words to a Fly in a Coffee Shop

Holding my iPhone close to the machine, I kiss 3 bucks goodbye.
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Alec Zaffiro
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Twenty-Four

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Twenty-Four

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
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Elizabeth Emerald
Well, I’ll Swanny, She’s Fixin’ to Get Rich

Well, I’ll Swanny, She’s Fixin’ to Get Rich

Or else pitch a hissy fit
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Deborah Camp
Russian Cannibal Serial Killer Pardoned by Putin to Fight in Ukraine

Russian Cannibal Serial Killer Pardoned by Putin to Fight in Ukraine

With the way the war’s been going and all the dead bodies, this soldier may find he has a whollot on his plate
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Johnny Robish
How to Ask a Woman Out

How to Ask a Woman Out

If you are a woman who has never done that before
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Christine's Adventures
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