The Haven

An underground affair

JD Vance’s translation reveals the Gospel Jesus really preached

On Johnny Carson, invisible labor, and the three moms under one roof — only one of whom has fur.

I understood everything else he said

But we’ve got $800 billion for bombs

“As a precautionary measure to ensure we don’t need another conclave next week.”

RHAPSODY: THE CHANT THAT STILLS THE CLOCK

Because no matter the altitude, gratitude is the attitude!

How courtly chatter became a breeding ground for iconic idioms

There are about six options right now. I know, it’s a lot. But I have an active social life on two continents, so don’t judge. Some of…

Can I borrow the DeLorean? I need to go back to the past and teach the young version of my husband about MeToo.

Thank you for wanting the children I’ll never want to have. Because they’re me.

Do you let them free range, or will you start their training from day one?

Rhapsody: You Who Are New, This Is What We Do

If this guy’s qualified, you are too!

From Creole Cousins to a Papal Initiative

A firsthand account of sleep deprivation, petty revenge, and other acoustic solutions.

A 100% tariff on “foreign-made” films! Consider the possibilities

Based on actual events….

Well I’ve done it again, I’ve killed somebody just to get out of an uncomfortable conversation.

RHAPSODY: Spirit of Post Ego, Rise

And you may not like it

And if so, how do I access it?

One Wants Passion, The Other Wants Patience — Can This Relationship Survive?

Can’t you do your gardening quietly? Like any *normal* person?

Peter’s lessons help me teach every day

Adding a whole new camera lens to the tantalizing trade trials

WTF? They’ve gone ‘woke’