Frank OptionalinSlackjawIt’s National Nuclear Submarine Building Month! (NaNuSuBuMo)‘Everyone has at least one submarine inside them’4 min read·Nov 18, 2021--9--9
Frank OptionalinSlackjawAll The Situations Where It’s Fine To Ask ‘How Do You Like Them Apples?’Otherwise, you’ll just sound weird.2 min read·Nov 8, 2021--5--5
Frank OptionalinMuddyUmUrban Legend Game ShowsFeel good nightmares for these uncertain times3 min read·Oct 19, 2021--2--2
Frank OptionalinSci-Fi ShortsThe Tibetan Book of the DeadA glitch in the mandala3 min read·Jul 14, 2021--4--4
Frank OptionalinGreener Pastures MagazineHow to Win Friends and Sell TypewritersIn a World of Infinite Monkeys, There’s Money to be Won For Thee4 min read·Jun 18, 2021--1--1
Frank OptionalinMuddyUmWelcome to the Great State of DenialThe Greatest Ever State in the United States4 min read·Jun 17, 2021--1--1
Frank OptionalinMuddyUmI Am a Joke Philosopher Trapped in a VanI don’t think I can make it clearer than that but please read on to find out how you can help4 min read·Jun 11, 2021----