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Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots
Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a weaponized android is a good guy with a weaponized android.
James Klein
Sep 22
Why Is No One Impressed by My Dog’s Giant Ball Sack?
Why Is No One Impressed by My Dog’s Giant Ball Sack?
Or mine, for that matter
Leslie Diana
Sep 21
The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse
The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse
A Kinder, Gentler America
Debbie Lynn Miller
Sep 15
If Famous Twist Ending Movies Didn’t Have Twists
If Famous Twist Ending Movies Didn’t Have Twists
They’d be both lighter AND darker…
W. A. Hughes
Sep 14
Your Updated Saturday Morning Uber Receipt
Your Updated Saturday Morning Uber Receipt
How many fees can one fare dare?
Jason Bentsman
Sep 13
Calling In A Sick Week
Calling In A Sick Week
Will be back next Monday
Kegan Witzki
Sep 6
Warning: I Will Be Talking About Fusion This Fall — and Nothing Else
Warning: I Will Be Talking About Fusion This Fall — and Nothing Else
I will bore you so hard
T. Kent Jones
Sep 1
Once an Untalented Hollywood Executive, I’ve Found My Voice as a Prompt Artist
Once an Untalented Hollywood Executive, I’ve Found My Voice as a Prompt Artist
The writers’ strike has been wonderful for me personally
J.J. Anselmi
Aug 31
Cool Illegal Things Vigilante Landlords Do to Make You a Better Person
Cool Illegal Things Vigilante Landlords Do to Make You a Better Person
It’s a Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s… an LLC
Isabella Dillman
Aug 30
Classic Baby-Making Songs Rewritten for IVF
Classic Baby-Making Songs Rewritten for IVF
Girl, let’s make a baby using assisted reproductive technology
Elizabeth Simone
Aug 29
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