Gary M. AlmeterYes, “The Silence of the Lambs” is a Christmas MovieLet’s settle this debate once and for allDec 4, 2023Dec 4, 2023
Gary M. AlmeterinThe HavenHow to Survive the Imminent Next American Civil War“It behooves us to prepare our defenses for the worst.” — New York Times, January 13, 2022Feb 6, 20221Feb 6, 20221
Gary M. AlmeterinPartially Obstructed ViewsFinalists in the Buffalo Bills Mafia’s First Annual Haiku CompetitionUse magic markers For writing names on dildos Or else it will smudgeDec 6, 2021Dec 6, 2021
Gary M. AlmeterinSlackjawPlease Exhume President Warren G. Harding’s Hot Body So Every American Can Have A Chance To Ride…“A request by a grandson of Warren G. Harding to prove his lineage with ‘scientific certainty’ by exhuming his grandfather’s body has been…Dec 9, 20203Dec 9, 20203
Gary M. AlmeterinSlackjawComing Soon To A Cineplex Near You!Karen Hall: Winner For Best Determination To Speak To The ManagerJul 17, 20202Jul 17, 20202
Gary M. AlmeterinSlackjawI Am The Guy Who Karen Carpenter Sang About In ‘Close To You’ And I Need To Come Clean Regarding…The first time I heard Karen Carpenter’s voice, I was a young ornithology major at California’s Long Beach State University. I was walking…Jun 3, 20203Jun 3, 20203
Gary M. AlmeterinSlackjawWhat I Imagine The Fleetwood Mac Tour Bus Is LikeThere is a bus driver named Jeremy. Jeremy has been the Fleetwood Mac bus driver for as long as the Fleetwood Mac band members can…Nov 1, 20192Nov 1, 20192
Gary M. AlmeterHow to Sell Your Smoky Beanie Baby Collection, According to My Aunt Connie, A Non-SmokerResearch. Look on eBay and niche-specific collector sites to gauge how much each Beanie Baby is worth and which site typically elicits the…Apr 13, 20181Apr 13, 20181
Gary M. AlmeterList: What Your Favorite Beer Says About YouCoors Light: You’ve had the same haircut for years and suddenly you feel like it no longer suits you and you don’t know what to do.Apr 8, 2018Apr 8, 2018
Gary M. AlmeterI’ll Ping YouI’ll ping you. It’s on my calendar to ping you this morning but I am on a conference call so may not get to pinging you until this…Apr 8, 20181Apr 8, 20181