Kelly Sheehan-HeathinPitfallThanks for Petsitting Our Goblin! She’s So Loving and Sets Only the Teeny-Weeniest Of Fires!The fire extinguisher is next to the umbrella stand!5 min read·May 30, 2024--2--2
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinMuddyUmHistory-making Total Solar Eclipse Was a Flop in the Eyes of Impatient Gen AlphaOne astronomer, whose sons are part of the pack of dopamine-hungry hyenas, is now planning for the future7 min read·Apr 24, 2024----
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinThe HavenIn Defence of Candace OwensLooking at one of the Daily Wire’s most dire hires from another angle9 min read·Apr 8, 2024----
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinMuddyUmKylie Jenner Reads DuneWere you aware of the Kylie Jenner-Timothée Chalamet romance? Were you aware of the ways this romance has changed Kylie’s life???10 min read·Mar 12, 2024--1--1
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinThe PubThe Goose, the Karen and the CatchpoleA story every bit as good as the one C.S. Lewis wrote! A future classic you might just click on and skim for 26 whole seconds!23 min read·Feb 14, 2024----
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinThe HavenThe First Day of 4th Grade, According to a ConservativeThe chorus to “Girls and Boys” by Blur was a prophetic warning!!6 min read·Jan 2, 2024----
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinHorror HoundsThe Girl in a Swing Is the Best Ghost Story You’ve Never ReadThere was a lot more to Richard Adams than bunnies18 min read·Dec 1, 2023--2--2
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinMuddyUmEntire Planet Breathes A Sigh of Relief Over Downfall of Weird-Ass Disney AdultOne brave woman sacrificed her freedom to tackle the worst crime on the Internet: cringe7 min read·Oct 23, 2023--3--3
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinPitfall“What Am I, Chopped Liver?”, Anthropomorphic Chopped Liver Asks His Estranged WifeLisa, reconsider what you’re doing! It’s not too late! Your husband LOVES you!4 min read·Oct 23, 2023--2--2
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinHorror HoundsA Fountain of Blood in the Shape of a Girl: The Kaleidoscopic Themes of Junji Ito’s TomieThe Ito-verse melded with Barbie World this summer, and the pink blockbuster’s commentary on gender has similarities to Tomie’s45 min read·Sep 7, 2023----