Kelly Sheehan-HeathinPitfallThanks for Petsitting Our Goblin! She’s So Loving and Sets Only the Teeny-Weeniest Of Fires!The fire extinguisher is next to the umbrella stand!May 302May 302
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinMuddyUmHistory-making Total Solar Eclipse Was a Flop in the Eyes of Impatient Gen AlphaOne astronomer, whose sons are part of the pack of dopamine-hungry hyenas, is now planning for the futureApr 24Apr 24
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinThe HavenIn Defence of Candace OwensLooking at one of the Daily Wire’s most dire hires from another angleApr 8Apr 8
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinMuddyUmKylie Jenner Reads DuneWere you aware of the Kylie Jenner-Timothée Chalamet romance? Were you aware of the ways this romance has changed Kylie’s life???Mar 121Mar 121
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinThe PubThe Goose, the Karen and the CatchpoleA story every bit as good as the one C.S. Lewis wrote! A future classic you might just click on and skim for 26 whole seconds!Feb 14Feb 14
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinThe HavenThe First Day of 4th Grade, According to a ConservativeThe chorus to “Girls and Boys” by Blur was a prophetic warning!!Jan 2Jan 2
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinHorror HoundsThe Girl in a Swing Is the Best Ghost Story You’ve Never ReadThere was a lot more to Richard Adams than bunniesDec 1, 20232Dec 1, 20232
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinMuddyUmEntire Planet Breathes A Sigh of Relief Over Downfall of Weird-Ass Disney AdultOne brave woman sacrificed her freedom to tackle the worst crime on the Internet: cringeOct 23, 20233Oct 23, 20233
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinPitfall“What Am I, Chopped Liver?”, Anthropomorphic Chopped Liver Asks His Estranged WifeLisa, reconsider what you’re doing! It’s not too late! Your husband LOVES you!Oct 23, 20232Oct 23, 20232
Kelly Sheehan-HeathinHorror HoundsA Fountain of Blood in the Shape of a Girl: The Kaleidoscopic Themes of Junji Ito’s TomieThe Ito-verse melded with Barbie World this summer, and the pink blockbuster’s commentary on gender has similarities to Tomie’sSep 7, 2023Sep 7, 2023