PinnedPublished inThe HavenAn Open Letter to the Men Who Hit On Me By Saying “Nice Dog”I need you to clarify something because my self-esteem is on the line.Oct 18, 202215Oct 18, 202215
PinnedPublished inScuzzbucketThis is What I Find at The Bottom of the GlassBackwash and bad heads.Oct 21, 20229Oct 21, 20229
PinnedPublished inThe MemoiristThat Time I Had to Call Pest Control on My Breast MiceA TMI retelling of my lumpectomy experience (and a vivid description of my asymmetrical ta-tas).Oct 5, 202213Oct 5, 202213
Published inScuzzbucketMusculoskeletal ManipulationI’ll crack your back if you’ll crack mineSep 19, 20232Sep 19, 20232
Published inScuzzbucketIf You Hate Yourself, Wash Your HairDepression is no match for self careFeb 24, 20234Feb 24, 20234
Published inVoiced VersesA Pep Talk for Grey DaysFor me and for anyone who needs itFeb 22, 20238Feb 22, 20238
32 Dumb Lessons I Learned in 32 Dumb Years: Idiot EditionPenned by an emotionally wrecked, socially incompetent moronFeb 20, 202337Feb 20, 202337
Published inVoiced VersesA Love Letter To His Next LoveAdvice from the one who knows him bestFeb 13, 20238Feb 13, 20238
Published inThe HavenAn Open Letter to My Neglected IronI can barely bring myself to look at you, and I blame my motherFeb 9, 20234Feb 9, 20234
