PinnedEllie ScottinThe HavenAn Open Letter to the Men Who Hit On Me By Saying “Nice Dog”I need you to clarify something because my self-esteem is on the line.·3 min read·Oct 18, 2022--16--16
PinnedEllie ScottinScuzzbucketThis is What I Find at The Bottom of the GlassBackwash and bad heads.·1 min read·Oct 21, 2022--9--9
PinnedEllie ScottinThe MemoiristThat Time I Had to Call Pest Control on My Breast MiceA TMI retelling of my lumpectomy experience (and a vivid description of my asymmetrical ta-tas).·6 min read·Oct 5, 2022--13--13
Ellie ScottinScuzzbucketMusculoskeletal ManipulationI’ll crack your back if you’ll crack mine·2 min read·Sep 19, 2023--2--2
Ellie ScottinScuzzbucketIf You Hate Yourself, Wash Your HairDepression is no match for self care·1 min read·Feb 24, 2023--4--4
Ellie ScottinVoiced VersesA Pep Talk for Grey DaysFor me and for anyone who needs it·2 min read·Feb 22, 2023--8--8
Ellie Scott32 Dumb Lessons I Learned in 32 Dumb Years: Idiot EditionPenned by an emotionally wrecked, socially incompetent moron·5 min read·Feb 20, 2023--37--37
Ellie ScottinVoiced VersesA Love Letter To His Next LoveAdvice from the one who knows him best·2 min read·Feb 13, 2023--8--8
Ellie ScottinThe HavenAn Open Letter to My Neglected IronI can barely bring myself to look at you, and I blame my mother·4 min read·Feb 9, 2023--4--4