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Steal This ‘Out of Office’ Email
Steal This ‘Out of Office’ Email
Hello and thanks for your message!
Evan Wildstein
Jul 5
A Classic Convert Isn’t Always So Cool
A Classic Convert Isn’t Always So Cool
In the beginning of our relationship, everything got really heated
Brooke Ramey Nelson
Jul 5
My Message To The Graduates
My Message To The Graduates
Heed my words, young ones
Tommy Paley
Jul 5
You’ve Got To Worry When They Start Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud
You’ve Got To Worry When They Start Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud
Or Is It The Stupid Part?
David Volk
Jul 5
Book ’em, Slappy
Book ’em, Slappy
Hannibal Buress started the machinery that brought serial rapist Bill Cosby to justice. After the death of Michelle McNamara, Patton Oswalt…
Patrick Flynn
Jul 5
Friendships
Friendships
Everything changes, no matter what
Terry Trueman
Jul 5
God Gets Distracted On The Way To Fixing World Peace
God Gets Distracted On The Way To Fixing World Peace
Now, where was I again?
Sharmila Shankarkumar
Jul 5
More Quiet Desperations of a Straight Old White Guy
More Quiet Desperations of a Straight Old White Guy
Kombucha? Am I supposed to know what that even is?
Freeman Scott
Jul 5
The Drive-In Was a Hoot
The Drive-In Was a Hoot
As the sun went down and the movie flickered on the screen, kids and their parents settled in for a night of entertainment.
Mark Trevor
Jul 5
Mitch McConnell To Push New “Care Bear” Message Of Republican Party
Mitch McConnell To Push New “Care Bear” Message Of Republican Party
Caring is what counts!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 5
Smart People Don’t Use Smartphones
Smart People Don’t Use Smartphones
They use their heads
Philip Ogley
Jul 5
So Many to Thank
So Many to Thank
Acknowledgements from the author
David Martin
Jul 4
DATELINE July 4, 2042. FOX TV LIVE BREAKING NEWS!
DATELINE July 4, 2042. FOX TV LIVE BREAKING NEWS!
Good evening, I’m Bret Derringer.
P T Adams
Jul 4
Kevin Garnett Blasts Kevin Durant For Being A Bitch
Kevin Garnett Blasts Kevin Durant For Being A Bitch
Dishonor to the name Kevin
Ellie Salvaje
Jul 4
Would You Pay Not To Pee?
Would You Pay Not To Pee?
Healthy and rich New York men are paying up to $20,000 to alleviate the urge.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 4
Scientists: You’re Living In The Past
Scientists: You’re Living In The Past
What you think is the present moment is already old news.
Clem Samson
Jul 4
Ally Sheedy and the Kimchi Pancake Special
Ally Sheedy and the Kimchi Pancake Special
A shot at the Parkway Theater
Hewlett Patterson Linkwater
Jul 4
The Neighborhood Which Banned “Cancel Sculpture”
The Neighborhood Which Banned “Cancel Sculpture”
By letting people put these in their front yards
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Jul 4
Here Are Just a Few of My Viral Posts, According to Popular Opinion
Here Are Just a Few of My Viral Posts, According to Popular Opinion
Help me get the word out about my great viral success
Katemiya
Jul 4
Laundry Day: The Final Chapter
Laundry Day: The Final Chapter
She wasn’t saved, but it was God’s will.
Midi O'Rourke
Jul 4
The Case for The Attack
The Case for The Attack
The Seagull.
Ian Vince
Jul 4
6 Things to Watch for in Your Teens
6 Things to Watch for in Your Teens
After decades purveying the school parking lot, here’s what I learned
Brooke Ramey Nelson
Jul 3
My Husband Should Be a Candidate for Sainthood
My Husband Should Be a Candidate for Sainthood
Could the Pope please show me where I can apply?
Carole Olsen
Jul 3
37 Ice Cream Size Naming Schemas Cold Stone Creamery Considered Before Settling On “Like It,”…
37 Ice Cream Size Naming Schemas Cold Stone Creamery Considered Before Settling On “Like It,”…
Sometimes, You Just Gotta Have It
Jonathan Millhauser
Jul 3
Trouble Flares Between Giuliani And Lindell As Each Vies To Become Trump’s New Running Mate
Trouble Flares Between Giuliani And Lindell As Each Vies To Become Trump’s New Running Mate
A once growing friendship has been torn asunder
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 3
MAGA Host and Rep. Biggs Claim Biden Using Soy Products to ‘Feminize’ the Military
MAGA Host and Rep. Biggs Claim Biden Using Soy Products to ‘Feminize’ the Military
Andy Biggs is yet another example of this country’s ‘electile dysfunction’
Johnny Robish
Jul 3
10 Steps to Aging Well
10 Steps to Aging Well
Generally, getting old stinks, but here are some things to help.
Larrylambert
Jul 3
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries
And other momentary liftings of spirit in the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day that America seems to be having.
Christine Stevens
Jul 3
Happy 4th? I Don’t F***in’ Think So
Happy 4th? I Don’t F***in’ Think So
There were 150 people killed in 400 shootings over the weekend
Terry Trueman
Jul 3
Being Self-Employed Means Total Freedom, Right?
Being Self-Employed Means Total Freedom, Right?
I can do anything I want, when I want — that’s what I told Gilbert after knocking on his door
Don Simkovich, MA
Jul 2
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