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Scientists: You Are Utterly Alone
Scientists: You Are Utterly Alone
The human ego is the loneliest structure in the entire universe
Clem Samson
Jul 21
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 111
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 111
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 21
Tourist Attraction… Reimagined
Tourist Attraction… Reimagined
Vacationer has sex with Florence’s God of Wine
Christopher Holdroyd
Jul 21
Carl’s Jr. Double Guacamole Bacon Burger Added to List of Banned Substances for Olympic Sprinters
Carl’s Jr. Double Guacamole Bacon Burger Added to List of Banned Substances for Olympic Sprinters
Properly-timed consumption can provide unfair rear thrust
John Corten
Jul 21
Chatty Kathy Wants to Talk
Chatty Kathy Wants to Talk
Not to be confused with the cute doll
Mark Tulin
Jul 21
Jelly Shoes
Jelly Shoes
Charley, Jan and I stood in a semi-circle around Johnny. It was an intervention as his falling for every fad that came his way had now…
Darren Kozol
Jul 21
Finally! The Seinfeld Reunion Show We’ve All Been Waiting For!
Finally! The Seinfeld Reunion Show We’ve All Been Waiting For!
“Jerry and George”
Roger Freed
Jul 21
Drumpf Promotes New Birther Conspiracy
Drumpf Promotes New Birther Conspiracy
”Who wants a president from a shit hole country?”
Phillip T Stephens
Jul 21
Another Reason to Shape Up
Another Reason to Shape Up
She claimed she set off alarms
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 21
The Six Dates That Will Ensure Your Relationship Lasts Forever
The Six Dates That Will Ensure Your Relationship Lasts Forever
And you both turn into butterflies and fly away together hand in hand to the land of happiness and delight
Christine Stevens
Jul 21
This Job Is So Easy!
This Job Is So Easy!
My first day temping at CrowdStrike, and I’m lovin’ it!
Christine Stevens
Jul 20
The Path to The White House Is Paved With Memoirs
The Path to The White House Is Paved With Memoirs
Just don’t forget to juxtapose
Scott Christenson🌴
Jul 20
Entire World Calls on Biden to Step Down
Entire World Calls on Biden to Step Down
Biden: That’s not how it works!
Christine Stevens
Jul 19
The Avengers Are Recruiting a New Superhero. Could St Cuthbert Be The Answer?
The Avengers Are Recruiting a New Superhero. Could St Cuthbert Be The Answer?
He’s the hero that nobody asked for
J. O’Connor
Jul 19
Top Lessons From More Reading Of Project 2025.
There Really Is Something Duller Than A Republican Convention.
David Volk
Jul 19
A Stereotypical “Blonde Airhead” Was A Favorite Student of Mine
A Stereotypical “Blonde Airhead” Was A Favorite Student of Mine
Yes, teachers have favorite students
Steve Uppendahl
Jul 19
Global Tech Outage Live Updates
Global Tech Outage Live Updates
And other nonsense from Hell Clicker
Christine Stevens
Jul 19
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 110
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 110
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 19
Trump Delivers Sermon on the Mount
On a mountain of bullshit, of course.
Ross Rosenfeld
Jul 18
Will You Be My Lawfully Wedded Corporate Partner?
Will You Be My Lawfully Wedded Corporate Partner?
Let’s leverage our synergy ‘til the end of our contract, baby
Ally Bush
Jul 18
How Are Project 2025 And A Catholic School Prom Alike?
The Answer Might Surprise You.
David Volk
Jul 18
3 Ways To Dispute Your Losing Lottery Ticket
3 Ways To Dispute Your Losing Lottery Ticket
Make audacity pay dividends
Carlo Zeno
Jul 18
Who Says Cats Are Lazy?
Who Says Cats Are Lazy?
They work multiple jobs every day.
Nancy Parish
Jul 18
Ozempic Baby Boom or Bust?
Ozempic Baby Boom or Bust?
Common sense explains what science can’t
Christopher Holdroyd
Jul 18
Gravity Gives up, Starts Letting Science Deniers Hurtle Into Space
Gravity Gives up, Starts Letting Science Deniers Hurtle Into Space
Treading extremely lightly
John Corten
Jul 18
Nothing to Say is Plenty Said for Bob
Nothing to Say is Plenty Said for Bob
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Jul 18
Making Delicious Mincemeat Out Of Today’s Headlines
Making Delicious Mincemeat Out Of Today’s Headlines
Because otherwise, I’m sorry, the news is just too damn depressing.
Christine Stevens
Jul 18
Strange Mating Habits of Humans
Strange Mating Habits of Humans
The wild and wacky world of searching for romance online
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 17
Lesbians! Elephants! Babies! Sarcasm!
Lesbians! Elephants! Babies! Sarcasm!
What I Learned from Magazines this Month
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Jul 17
From Know All to Know Nothing
From Know All to Know Nothing
In one easy move
Mike Hickman
Jul 17
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