The Haven

Hello and thanks for your message!

In the beginning of our relationship, everything got really heated

Heed my words, young ones

Or Is It The Stupid Part?

Hannibal Buress started the machinery that brought serial rapist Bill Cosby to justice. After the death of Michelle McNamara, Patton Oswalt…

Everything changes, no matter what

Now, where was I again?

Kombucha? Am I supposed to know what that even is?

As the sun went down and the movie flickered on the screen, kids and their parents settled in for a night of entertainment.

Caring is what counts!

They use their heads

Acknowledgements from the author

Good evening, I’m Bret Derringer.

Dishonor to the name Kevin

Healthy and rich New York men are paying up to $20,000 to alleviate the urge.

What you think is the present moment is already old news.

A shot at the Parkway Theater

By letting people put these in their front yards

Help me get the word out about my great viral success

She wasn’t saved, but it was God’s will.

The Seagull.

After decades purveying the school parking lot, here’s what I learned

Could the Pope please show me where I can apply?

Sometimes, You Just Gotta Have It

A once growing friendship has been torn asunder

Andy Biggs is yet another example of this country’s ‘electile dysfunction’

Generally, getting old stinks, but here are some things to help.

And other momentary liftings of spirit in the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day that America seems to be having.

There were 150 people killed in 400 shootings over the weekend

I can do anything I want, when I want — that’s what I told Gilbert after knocking on his door