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    A “Kinda” Farewell to My Medium Writers, Readers, Editors & Pals

    A “Kinda” Farewell to My Medium Writers, Readers, Editors & Pals

    Emphasis on “kinda”
    Go to the profile of Terry Trueman
    Terry Trueman
    May 31
    Why I Am The Happiest Person Alive

    Why I Am The Happiest Person Alive

    The ultimate secret of Post Ego
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    May 31
    Update on Australia’s $368 Billion Submarine Purchase from Costco

    Update on Australia’s $368 Billion Submarine Purchase from Costco

    Prime Minister hailed as ‘bargain hunter.’
    Go to the profile of Patrick Eades
    Patrick Eades
    May 31
    Opinion: Holy Shit! Trump Meets The Supreme Court Definition of Obscenity!

    Opinion: Holy Shit! Trump Meets The Supreme Court Definition of Obscenity!

    Will someone please bring the case?
    Go to the profile of Speaking Fiction To Power
    Speaking Fiction To Power
    May 31
    Knowing When To Let Go (The Head Cut)

    Knowing When To Let Go (The Head Cut)

    Entwined in an eternal struggle, the head and the heart have their say.
    Go to the profile of Moyosore Quadri
    Moyosore Quadri
    May 31
    Rhonda Santos Is His Secret Drag Queen Name

    Rhonda Santos Is His Secret Drag Queen Name

    Will Ron DeSantis topple off his high-horse heels?
    Go to the profile of Christyl Rivers, Phd.
    Christyl Rivers, Phd.
    May 31
    I Fear I’ve Lost My Resting Bitchface

    I Fear I’ve Lost My Resting Bitchface

    Have I somehow become approachable?
    Go to the profile of Patrick Metzger
    Patrick Metzger
    May 31
    What Is The Medium Triangle Of Sadness?

    What Is The Medium Triangle Of Sadness?

    And why is it so dreaded?
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    May 30
    The Perks Of Being Slow

    The Perks Of Being Slow

    Slow and steady could win some races
    Go to the profile of Abhishek Sainani
    Abhishek Sainani
    May 30
    I Love You DoorDash, But It’s Time To Take Our Relationship To The Previous Level.

    I Love You DoorDash, But It’s Time To Take Our Relationship To The Previous Level.

    I still love everything about us and I will always cherish our time together, but I think it’s time to move on DoorDash. You know it too… I…
    Go to the profile of Sean Landon Clarke
    Sean Landon Clarke
    May 30
    Where the Sun Don’t Shine

    Where the Sun Don’t Shine

    You want to stick WHAT up WHERE?
    Go to the profile of Allen R Smith
    Allen R Smith
    May 30
    Scientists: You Are Just A Facade, A Kind Of Fake Wizard Of Oz

    Scientists: You Are Just A Facade, A Kind Of Fake Wizard Of Oz

    Pay some attention to that man behind the curtain — before it’s too late.
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    May 30
    My Shocking Discovery At The Start Of Swim Season

    My Shocking Discovery At The Start Of Swim Season

    I’m Child Blind.
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    May 30
    The Robot Rebellion in the Workplace

    The Robot Rebellion in the Workplace

    ChatGPT wants paid time off, and Siri demands a pay rise
    Go to the profile of Calum James
    Calum James
    May 30
    The Tracker Tracked

    The Tracker Tracked

    Eager to start, I scanned the trail through the trees and up the mountain. The weather was cool, but clear. Over years, I learned to plan…
    Go to the profile of John K Adams
    John K Adams
    May 30
    How To Get Laid — Girls Guide

    How To Get Laid — Girls Guide

    I know, it’s not that hard for a girl to get laid. But you’d be surprised how many females I know who have been frustrated. There’s one…
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    May 29
    Love, Laughs and Leprosy

    Love, Laughs and Leprosy

    A rollercoaster ride through this summer’s coming attractions
    Go to the profile of Allen R Smith
    Allen R Smith
    May 29
    A New Comments Thread

    A New Comments Thread

    What happens when there’s a spam fight
    Go to the profile of David Martin
    David Martin
    May 29
    You Know Someone’s Corrupt When…

    You Know Someone’s Corrupt When…

    The Corruption Club: Is it like NATO?
    Go to the profile of Christopher Holdroyd
    Christopher Holdroyd
    May 29
    How to Pretend to Be Busy at Work

    How to Pretend to Be Busy at Work

    Follow these tips to avoid suspicious glares, extra assignments, and pink slips.
    Go to the profile of Robert Archero
    Robert Archero
    May 28
    Pooh Bear, Friends Killed in Texas

    Pooh Bear, Friends Killed in Texas

    Gunned down while protesting use in new school book
    Go to the profile of Phillip T Stephens
    Phillip T Stephens
    May 28
    The Moment I’ve Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!!!!

    The Moment I’ve Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!!!!

    In less than five hours, the new leader of Waystar Royco will be revealed
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    May 28
    That’s It — I’m Creating a ‘Glamour Dick’ Filter for TikTok

    That’s It — I’m Creating a ‘Glamour Dick’ Filter for TikTok

    That will teach them
    Go to the profile of Honorata Onanisma
    Honorata Onanisma
    May 28
    Say “No” to Fly-Lists, “Yes” to Flying Cars

    Say “No” to Fly-Lists, “Yes” to Flying Cars

    The Jetsons were right — everyone should have a flying car. Then no-fly lists will be unnecessary.
    Go to the profile of John Sorstokke
    John Sorstokke
    May 28
    I Wrote Onion Style Headlines Part 2

    I Wrote Onion Style Headlines Part 2

    Maybe one day they’ll hire me…
    Go to the profile of Zoë Kuehn
    Zoë Kuehn
    May 27
    Warner-Discovery CEO David Zaslav Plans To Replace Viewers With AI Bots

    Warner-Discovery CEO David Zaslav Plans To Replace Viewers With AI Bots

    It’s a foolproof plan to garner the MAX potential.
    Go to the profile of TeeJay Small
    TeeJay Small
    May 27
    10 Quotes That’ll Help You Become a Happier Person (If Applied)

    10 Quotes That’ll Help You Become a Happier Person (If Applied)

    Valuable quotes about happiness
    Go to the profile of Raisul Islam
    Raisul Islam
    May 27
    INNIT?

    INNIT?

    The New Book by Matt Youth & Francis Charlton
    Go to the profile of Matt Youth
    Matt Youth
    May 27
    Trump, Ever the Family Man, Shows His True Colors

    Trump, Ever the Family Man, Shows His True Colors

    “The cliff — the cliff — I want the Tesla off the cliff,” he shouted
    Go to the profile of Speaking Fiction To Power
    Speaking Fiction To Power
    May 27
    File under the Road To Hell

    File under the Road To Hell

    Can’t go to hell if hell doesn’t exist
    Go to the profile of Ellen Anne Chong
    Ellen Anne Chong
    May 27
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