Ari EastmanThe Problem With “Having Potential”I was a pretty smart kid. Precocious, if I really wanna be an asshole about it. But you know the exact child I’m talking about though. The…Feb 10, 20185Feb 10, 20185
Ari EastmanI’ve been listening to Kesha’s Godzilla on repeat.I’ve been listening to Kesha’s Godzilla on repeat. It makes me cry and smile and press the backwards button on my phone so it plays again…Dec 7, 2017Dec 7, 2017
Ari EastmanHating Yourself Is Hard WorkEver since moving back to Los Angeles, my favorite thing about the internet has been Depression Memes. If you’re unfamiliar, hello and…Nov 25, 2017Nov 25, 2017
Ari EastmanMajority of the time nobody wants me to drop the dead dad bomb.But darling, don’t fear! I always come equipped with a joke, something to lighten all that dark. I usually start it, sorry for this. I…Nov 14, 2017Nov 14, 2017
Ari EastmanI’m Fucking Exhausted With Being Scared Of MenAuthor’s note: this was written before the Harvey Weinstein allegations came to light. Which, of course, have only furthered cemented the…Oct 20, 20172Oct 20, 20172
Ari EastmanIt Is Weird To Write About My BodyI tell everyone I love it and everything else me, and I have posed in underwear enough, have walked around in front of neighbors and…Oct 12, 20171Oct 12, 20171
Ari EastmanYeah, I Still Google Your NameThere’s actually not a lot I can see. I have to scroll a bit to find you. You’re not the psychic or the trumpet player (both get way more…Sep 24, 2017Sep 24, 2017
Ari EastmanI Don’t Remember How To DateI don’t remember how it goes. The act of dating. I can’t remember if I was ever really good at it. Is it a skill? Is it learned? Can’t…Sep 11, 20172Sep 11, 20172