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Ari Eastman

Ari Eastman

The Problem With “Having Potential”

I was a pretty smart kid. Precocious, if I really wanna be an asshole about it. But you know the exact child I’m talking about though. The…

Feb 10, 2018

Feb 10, 2018

Ari Eastman

I’ve been listening to Kesha’s Godzilla on repeat.

I’ve been listening to Kesha’s Godzilla on repeat. It makes me cry and smile and press the backwards button on my phone so it plays again…

Dec 7, 2017

I’ve been listening to Kesha’s Godzilla on repeat.

Dec 7, 2017

Ari Eastman

Hating Yourself Is Hard Work

Ever since moving back to Los Angeles, my favorite thing about the internet has been Depression Memes. If you’re unfamiliar, hello and…

Nov 25, 2017

Nov 25, 2017

Ari Eastman

Majority of the time nobody wants me to drop the dead dad bomb.

But darling, don’t fear! I always come equipped with a joke, something to lighten all that dark. I usually start it, sorry for this. I…

Nov 14, 2017

Majority of the time nobody wants me to drop the dead dad bomb.

Nov 14, 2017

Ari Eastman

I’m Fucking Exhausted With Being Scared Of Men

Author’s note: this was written before the Harvey Weinstein allegations came to light. Which, of course, have only furthered cemented the…

Oct 20, 2017

Oct 20, 2017

Ari Eastman

It Is Weird To Write About My Body

I tell everyone I love it and everything else me, and I have posed in underwear enough, have walked around in front of neighbors and…

Oct 12, 2017

Oct 12, 2017

Ari Eastman

I Didn’t Have Sex For Over A Year

And then, I did.

Oct 7, 2017

I Didn’t Have Sex For Over A Year

Oct 7, 2017

Ari Eastman

You’ve Been Dead For 9 Years Now

You died October 4th, 2008.

Oct 4, 2017

You’ve Been Dead For 9 Years Now

Oct 4, 2017

Ari Eastman

Yeah, I Still Google Your Name

There’s actually not a lot I can see. I have to scroll a bit to find you. You’re not the psychic or the trumpet player (both get way more…

Sep 24, 2017

Sep 24, 2017

Ari Eastman

I Don’t Remember How To Date

I don’t remember how it goes. The act of dating. I can’t remember if I was ever really good at it. Is it a skill? Is it learned? Can’t…

Sep 11, 2017

I Don’t Remember How To Date

Sep 11, 2017

Ari Eastman

Ari Eastman

writer. poet and real(ly not) chill lady. mental health activist. buffy enthusiast. mama shark. definitely wants to pet your dog.

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