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Jenn Knott
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Let’s Face Facts, Reverend Mother: Maria is the Worst Nun Ever

I have eyes on the outside, and the things I’ve heard go on in the Von Trapp villa are truly shocking.

4 min readJun 18, 2021

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Let’s Face Facts, Reverend Mother: Maria is the Worst Nun Ever

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Jenn Knott
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Bravo Presents: The Real Horsewives of Evergreen Acres

The unbridled drama begins this summer!

4 min readMay 21, 2021

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Bravo Presents: The Real Horsewives of Evergreen Acres

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Jenn Knott
in
The Belladonna Comedy

I’m Falling in Love With Adult Man Josh Baskin…But is There Something Off Here?

We have to keep the light on because he says he’s never really “seen” a woman before.

4 min readApr 26, 2021

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I’m Falling in Love With Adult Man Josh Baskin…But is There Something Off Here?

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Jenn Knott
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Welcome to My Irresistible Candy House, a Legitimate Airbnb & Certainly Not a Trap to Cannibalize…

No harm shall come to you!

4 min readDec 2, 2020

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Welcome to My Irresistible Candy House, a Legitimate Airbnb & Certainly Not a Trap to Cannibalize…

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Jenn Knott
in
How Pants Work

How The Muppets are Surviving 2020

BAD YEAR! BAD BAD YEAR!

4 min readOct 5, 2020

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How The Muppets are Surviving 2020

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Jenn Knott
in
The Belladonna Comedy

What Critics Are Saying About The Year 2020

“Blows.”

3 min readAug 6, 2020

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What Critics Are Saying About The Year 2020

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Jenn Knott
in
Frazzled

Things My Overtired Kids Have Yelled at Me, Or Threats Cackled By Bond Villains?

I SAID, PIGTAILS!

2 min readJun 27, 2020

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Things My Overtired Kids Have Yelled at Me, Or Threats Cackled By Bond Villains?

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Jenn Knott

Elton John Classics, Had They Been Written in 2020

“Social Distancing Rock,” “Lockdown Man,” & other favorites

3 min readApr 10, 2020

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Elton John Classics, Had They Been Written in 2020

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Jenn Knott
in
Slackjaw

“Happy Socks” Didn’t Just Spice Up My Wardrobe, Those Bright Bastards Also Tried to End Me

A cautionary tale

3 min readFeb 27, 2020

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“Happy Socks” Didn’t Just Spice Up My Wardrobe, Those Bright Bastards Also Tried to End Me

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Jenn Knott
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Welcome to Your Nightly Rumble in the Co-Sleeping Jungle!

Ladies and gentlemen, moms and dads, welcome to fight night!

4 min readFeb 21, 2020

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Welcome to Your Nightly Rumble in the Co-Sleeping Jungle!

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Jenn Knott

Jenn Knott

Connoisseur of quiet, makes exceptions for dance parties. Writing in McSweeney’s, American Bystander, The Belladonna, Slackjaw. Tweeties @jkusesherwords

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