Justin LeeinInfinite QuarkJordan Peterson Fanboys Scream “Hail Hydra!” after Learning He has been Red Skull All AlongPeterson/Red Skull then announced plans to rid the planet of unclean roomsApr 6, 20213Apr 6, 20213
Justin LeeinArc DigitalThe “False Flag” False BinaryThe mere presence of agents provocateur does not a false flag makeMar 5, 20213Mar 5, 20213
Justin LeeinInfinite QuarkMattel™ to Rename He-Man “Xir-Person,” Following Hasbro’s LeadMattel CEO announces new “inclusive” additions to Masters of the Universe product lineFeb 25, 2021Feb 25, 2021
Justin LeeinInfinite QuarkHasbro™ Drops “Mr.” from Potato Head Line, Is Pressured into Removing “-bro” from Company NameCEO Goldman apologizes for his company’s “toxic masculinity”Feb 25, 20212Feb 25, 20212
Justin LeeinInfinite QuarkCDC Confirms “Simply Not Breathing” is More Effective than Double-Masking at Preventing Spread of…“We have no other choice but to follow the science.”Feb 10, 2021Feb 10, 2021
Justin LeeinInfinite QuarkJuggalo Who Mistook Capitol Riot for Insane Clown Posse Concert Questioned by FBI“I kept waiting for the music to start playing, but it never did.”Jan 27, 20211Jan 27, 20211
Justin LeeinArc DigitalWhen the Numbers LieThe data underlying the claim that police are three times likelier to use force against left-wing protesters is terminally flawedJan 21, 20217Jan 21, 20217
Justin LeeinArc DigitalScapegoat the BastardConservatives should not allow an insurrectionary buffoon to hobble their opposition to progressive ruleJan 11, 20213Jan 11, 20213
Justin LeeinInfinite QuarkThe Booger Ted Cruz Ate During a 2016 Primary Debate Was Actually a Brain Parasite.Specialists warn it may still be contagious.Jan 5, 20211Jan 5, 20211
Justin LeeinInfinite QuarkCharlie Kirk: “Cash & Ass are the Future of American Conservatism”A future brought to you by Bang Energy Drinks.Dec 22, 2020Dec 22, 2020
