Because Christmas Is Not the Only Holiday — After the enormous success of our beloved Christmas movies, we asked: why stop at Christmas? Here’s our lineup of future holiday classics. January 6: All I Want for Insurrection Day Is You QAnon true believer Rick and Democracy Now videographer Jen become trapped in a time loop while stuck between stops…

We care about cultural appropriation. Honest. — FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Contact: Chip Winston, Media Relations for Trader Chad’s Monrovia, California — In light of recent controversies surrounding accusations of cultural appropriation, Trader Joe’s is proud to introduce our new “Trader Chad’s” product line. “Honestly, this whole thing is a big misunderstanding,” said VP of Media Relations Chip…