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Daily Log of the Anxious-Avoidant Relationship with My Cat
Daily Log of the Anxious-Avoidant Relationship with My Cat
Recluse Cat or Needy Human?
Lewis Helfand
Sep 27
Dear Attractive Young Waitress…
Dear Attractive Young Waitress…
I caught you looking over at me
David Allsopp
Sep 20
We Are But Pawns in this Pointless Game of War
We Are But Pawns in this Pointless Game of War
But at Least Our Queen is Hot
Gunnar Birgisson
Sep 18
Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace
Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace
Desperately seeking industrial-strength spot remover.
Yuqi
Sep 17
A Day In The Life of My Handsome, Tortured Stalker
A Day In The Life of My Handsome, Tortured Stalker
Because predation is chill when it’s at the hands of someone sexy
Emily Cerrito
Sep 13
Inside the Mind of a Shirtless A.I.-Generated Medieval Pilgrim Who is Way Hotter Than He Should Be
Inside the Mind of a Shirtless A.I.-Generated Medieval Pilgrim Who is Way Hotter Than He Should Be
The real problem with A.I. is that it’s super horny
Mary Flannery
Sep 12
I’m A Self-made Man And This Is My Dating Profile
I’m A Self-made Man And This Is My Dating Profile
I’m neither God nor AI.
Mayur Chauhan
Sep 10
Dog Whose Internal Monologue Is Misspelled By Owner on Social Media Seeks New Human
Dog Whose Internal Monologue Is Misspelled By Owner on Social Media Seeks New Human
Send a smoke signal, a carrier pigeon, or a DM — whatever works for you
Spurty
Sep 5
7 Words You Probably Aren’t Using Correctly
7 Words You Probably Aren’t Using Correctly
Consider yourself beworn
AJ Havens
Aug 22
Housecat or Just Your Sh##ty Roommate???
Housecat or Just Your Sh##ty Roommate???
Either way…you cannot has cheeseburger.
Lewis Helfand
Aug 20
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