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  • Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots

    Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots

    The only thing that stops a bad guy with a weaponized android is a good guy with a weaponized android.
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    James Klein
    Sep 22
    Why Is No One Impressed by My Dog’s Giant Ball Sack?

    Why Is No One Impressed by My Dog’s Giant Ball Sack?

    Or mine, for that matter
    Go to the profile of Leslie Diana
    Leslie Diana
    Sep 21
    The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse

    The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse

    A Kinder, Gentler America
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    Debbie Lynn Miller
    Sep 15
    If Famous Twist Ending Movies Didn’t Have Twists

    If Famous Twist Ending Movies Didn’t Have Twists

    They’d be both lighter AND darker…
    Go to the profile of W. A. Hughes
    W. A. Hughes
    Sep 14
    Your Updated Saturday Morning Uber Receipt

    Your Updated Saturday Morning Uber Receipt

    How many fees can one fare dare?
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    Jason Bentsman
    Sep 13
    Calling In A Sick Week

    Calling In A Sick Week

    Will be back next Monday
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    Kegan Witzki
    Sep 6
    Warning: I Will Be Talking About Fusion This Fall — and Nothing Else

    Warning: I Will Be Talking About Fusion This Fall — and Nothing Else

    I will bore you so hard
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    T. Kent Jones
    Sep 1
    Once an Untalented Hollywood Executive, I’ve Found My Voice as a Prompt Artist

    Once an Untalented Hollywood Executive, I’ve Found My Voice as a Prompt Artist

    The writers’ strike has been wonderful for me personally
    Go to the profile of J.J. Anselmi
    J.J. Anselmi
    Aug 31
    Cool Illegal Things Vigilante Landlords Do to Make You a Better Person

    Cool Illegal Things Vigilante Landlords Do to Make You a Better Person

    It’s a Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s… an LLC
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    Isabella Dillman
    Aug 30
    Classic Baby-Making Songs Rewritten for IVF

    Classic Baby-Making Songs Rewritten for IVF

    Girl, let’s make a baby using assisted reproductive technology
    Go to the profile of Elizabeth Simone
    Elizabeth Simone
    Aug 29
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