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Other Things Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is Running From

Other Things Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is Running From

Sep 30

Raymond Carver Story Titles for the Workplace

Raymond Carver Story Titles for the Workplace

Is it Friday yet?

Sep 30

Now That We Have a Potion From the Forest Wizards to Dampen the Curse for Spontaneous Human…

Now That We Have a Potion From the Forest Wizards to Dampen the Curse for Spontaneous Human…

We’re pretty sure it’ll be fine…

Sep 29

We At Global Conglomerate Hear Your Concerns and We Will Do Something At Some Point

We At Global Conglomerate Hear Your Concerns and We Will Do Something At Some Point

Progress Moves Like a Turtle with Broken Legs

Sep 28

Dancing With The Tsars

Dancing With The Tsars

All You Need is a Second Chance

Sep 27

Greet Autumn’s Dying Leaves With Funny Articles That Kill

Greet Autumn’s Dying Leaves With Funny Articles That Kill

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 18 Sept. 2022)

Sep 26

AITA For Infecting My Cousin with Uncontrollable Hulk Powers?

AITA For Infecting My Cousin with Uncontrollable Hulk Powers?

As an angsty Avenger with anger-management issues, I’m feeling under-appreciated here

Janni Lee Simner

Sep 23

Quiz: Are You Near-Sighted, Far-Sighted, or Ordering Warby Parker Glasses As a Desperate…

Quiz: Are You Near-Sighted, Far-Sighted, or Ordering Warby Parker Glasses As a Desperate…

Let us diagnose your myopia, hypermetropia, or dystopia

Jessica F. Lillian

Sep 22

Thoughts of an Escaped Thought

Thoughts of an Escaped Thought

You think me, but I think too

Sep 21

Alcoholic or Oenophile?

Alcoholic or Oenophile?

Do I have a problem or do I just have good taste?

Sep 20

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