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Brainstorming Names for My Future Band

Hummingbird Sugar-Drip

Apr 6, 2022

A young man sits in front of an old gas station and signs and plays an acoustic guitar

Apr 6, 2022

Paul Razzell

Retiring Employee Doesn’t Realize He Won’t Be Replaced

Making a magnanimous farewell speech at his retirement party, local employee Gordon McTavish, 65, said he was stepping aside….

Jan 26, 2023

Retiring Employee Doesn’t Realize He Won’t Be Replaced

Jan 26, 2023

Paul Razzell

Satan Renegotiates His Pact with Me, Led Zeppelin Guitarist Jimmy Page

Satan’s rebrand of Hell doesn’t go according to plan.

Jan 22, 2023

Satan Renegotiates His Pact with Me, Led Zeppelin Guitarist Jimmy Page

Jan 22, 2023

Paul Razzell

Margaret Atwood’s Cease-and-Desist Letter to the United States for Plagiarizing the Plot of “The…

By Paul Razzell and Lisa Pertoso

Nov 8, 2022

Margaret Atwood’s Cease-and-Desist Letter to the United States for Plagiarizing the Plot of “The…

Nov 8, 2022

Paul Razzell
in
The Haven

Top Ten Complaints by CEOs Who Make 250X Your Salary

You think you’ve got problems?

Aug 23, 2022

Top Ten Complaints by CEOs Who Make 250X Your Salary

Aug 23, 2022

Paul Razzell
in
Slackjaw

My Obsession With Tamarind-Glazed Brussels Sprouts Led To Being Arrested For Attempted Murder

A story in 22 text messages I wish my son had answered.

Jul 19, 2022

My Obsession With Tamarind-Glazed Brussels Sprouts Led To Being Arrested For Attempted Murder

Jul 19, 2022

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in
The Honeypot

Farewell Card to Mark, Departing Account Manager & Office Fuckboy

Casual-sex Fridays won’t be the same without him.

May 16, 2022

Farewell Card to Mark, Departing Account Manager & Office Fuckboy

May 16, 2022

Paul Razzell

Sandwich Review in the Style of Humorist P.G. Wodehouse

I was a tad perplexed, if that’s the word I’m looking for (“perplexed,” not “tad”.) As I leaned back in the comfy office chair, hands…

Apr 4, 2022

Sandwich Review in the Style of Humorist P.G. Wodehouse

Apr 4, 2022

Paul Razzell

13 Reasons Why You’re Not To Blame For Not Enjoying Dune

It’s one thing to sit through Denis Villeneuve’s 2.5-hour film adaptation of Dune. It’s another to be told by Dune fans that you are to…

Mar 28, 2022

13 Reasons Why You’re Not To Blame For Not Enjoying Dune

Mar 28, 2022

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Paul Razzell

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