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Peter Schooff
in
Human Parts

Tiny Thoughts in a Tiny House

Trying to find some peace of mind in a tiny home.

Aug 28

Tiny Thoughts in a Tiny House

Aug 28

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Peter Schooff
in
Funny, Inc.

Relax, I’m a Doctor and I’ve Seen It All — Holy Crap, What The Hell Is That?

A Routine Checkup Goes Haywire

Jun 5

Relax, I’m a Doctor and I’ve Seen It All — Holy Crap, What The Hell Is That?

Jun 5

Peter Schooff
in
Funny, Inc.

It’s Motherfucker Season, Decorative Gourds

By now, everyone knows the McSweeney’s classic, It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfucker — but have you ever wondered what the gourds…

5d ago

It’s Motherfucker Season, Decorative Gourds

5d ago

Peter Schooff
in
The Haven

The Bumper Sticker That Could’ve Saved the World

The astonishing power of a bumper sticker.

Aug 19

The Bumper Sticker That Could’ve Saved the World

Aug 19

Peter Schooff
in
Funny, Inc.

What Happened When I Changed Amazon Alexa’s Name to Karen

The Unexpected Chaos of Renaming Alexa to Karen

Aug 14

What Happened When I Changed Amazon Alexa’s Name to Karen

Aug 14

Peter Schooff
in
Funny, Inc.

One-Star Review of My Flying Uber Car Ride

Buckle up: my terrifying flying Uber car experience

Jul 16

One-Star Review of My Flying Uber Car Ride

Jul 16

Peter Schooff
in
Funny, Inc.

Remember the Childhood Joys of a Bouncy House? Come Work in Our Bouncy Office

Navigating the bouncy-office culture.

Jul 2

Remember the Childhood Joys of a Bouncy House? Come Work in Our Bouncy Office

Jul 2

Peter Schooff
in
Slackjaw

The Sphincter — Detroit’s Answer To The Vegas Sphere

I like big sphere’s and I cannot lie.

Jun 27

The Sphincter — Detroit’s Answer To The Vegas Sphere

Jun 27

Peter Schooff
in
Funny, Inc.

Friends-With-Benefits Shakespeare

Would thou care to partake in Netflix and chill?

Jun 14

Friends-With-Benefits Shakespeare

Jun 14

Peter Schooff
in
The Haven

Tarzan Keep Reader in Vice-Grip of Reading and Not Let Go

Tarzan keep you hooked from vine to page.

Jun 5

Tarzan Keep Reader in Vice-Grip of Reading and Not Let Go

Jun 5

Peter Schooff

Peter Schooff

Published in the NY Times, McSweeney’s, More Mirth of a Nation, Data Juice, and Journal of Sandcastle Engineering. Which one is the lie?

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