Robbie PickardinThe CoffeeliciousJust the Q-TipIf you look at a package of Q-tips, it clearly states, “Do not insert swab into ear canal.” I’m here to tell you that whoever wrote that…Jul 19, 20166Jul 19, 20166
Robbie PickardinSlackjawYou Probably Can’t Kill Baby Hitler EitherThis is a follow up piece to You Can’t Kill Hitler. I’d read that one first.Jan 27, 20167Jan 27, 20167
Robbie PickardinSlackjawYou can’t kill Hitler.Ask anyone what they’d do with a time machine and you’ll get one of two answers:Jan 12, 20169Jan 12, 20169
Robbie PickardinThe CoffeeliciousWhen Does Self-Consciousness Kick In?I took my wife out recently (Applebee’s), and there was a three-year-old boy in the booth next to us, standing on his seat and staring at…Dec 9, 20154Dec 9, 20154
Robbie PickardinSlackjawFun Thing To Do at Whole FoodsUnpeel a banana, look at bruises, yell “who did this to you?”Aug 26, 2015Aug 26, 2015
Robbie PickardHow To Write Anything CreativeCreative writing is easy and anyone can do it. All you have to do is follow these simple steps:Jun 19, 20156Jun 19, 20156