Michaela LassigSo like…what is Purim you ask?Glad you asked! LOL Purim is essentially “Jewish Halloween” or even sometimes referred to as “Jewish Mardi gras.”Mar 1, 2021Mar 1, 2021
Michaela LassiginP.S. I Love You3 Step Guide to Successfully Stalking your Dating App Suitor (For Safety Purposes, Duh)Ok so you get on your app of choice (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, The League…) and you start swiping away. Match, Match, Match! Obviously —…Jan 19, 20161Jan 19, 20161
Michaela LassigYour single friend is dating you (and, like, a bunch of other people)So, for 6 years I have never called someone my boyfriend (Are you my bf?), never been a girlfriend, and, never had consistent monogamous…Jan 13, 2016Jan 13, 2016
Michaela Lassig2016: The Year I Start Wearing Socks (and other Hygiene Related Activities)As I prepared to do a comedy gig on New Years Eve, I thought about some things I could be doing in 2016 if I want to be taken seriously as…Jan 4, 20161Jan 4, 20161
Michaela LassigTrue Story: Comedian Hannibal Buress and I aren’t BFF and I’m sad :(I mean, I know I’m not the only person following a celeb on Insta or Twitter who has over time begun to think that they know this person…Nov 10, 20151Nov 10, 20151
Michaela LassigWaking up in 2009: A Millennial RealityJust a quick note —I wrote this in 2010 so I would be reminded how much of a dick I was to my parents.Sep 1, 2015Sep 1, 2015
Michaela LassigHOW I USED DATING TO DIAGNOSE MY LACTOSE INTOLERANCEI’m lactose intolerant and I have been for probably like 8 years and I didn’t know because I never went to a doctor about my ‘issues’. I…Sep 1, 2015Sep 1, 2015
Michaela LassigI accidentally dated a homeless person: Part 2 •So I drove 7 hours after work on a Friday to go to Mammoth. The night happened; the morning came. When I woke up in Mammoth, I freaked out…Sep 1, 20152Sep 1, 20152
Michaela LassiginLove StoryI accidentally dated a homeless person: Part 1 •A month ago, I flashed a smile and exchanged Instagram follows with a ruggedly handsome PCT thru hiker with questionable taste in…Sep 1, 20151Sep 1, 20151
