Ashley CheninThe Belladonna ComedyA Job Resignation Letter From Nanny, The Housekeeper in the 101 Dalmatians HouseholdDo you know how many times an un-potty-trained puppy defecates per day?Mar 1219Mar 1219
Ashley CheninThe Belladonna ComedyI’m A Girl Who’s One Of The Boys, Written By One Of The BoysI’m pretty AND I watch ESPN!Aug 6, 20215Aug 6, 20215
Ashley CheninThe Belladonna ComedyDon’t Mess With Me, I’m Wearing Doc MartensMy next enemies go through me and my Doc Martens!Jun 17, 2020Jun 17, 2020
Ashley CheninSlackjawI’m The Doctor That Keeps Getting Phoned By The Mother Of The Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The…Were they all raised in the jungle?? I mean, OKAY, I GUESS THEY WERE.May 25, 20205May 25, 20205
Ashley CheninThe Belladonna ComedyMy Mother Describing Her Caesarean Delivery, Using Altered Quotes from Bram Stoker’s DraculaThe whole bed would have been drenched to a scarlet with the blood the girl must have lost…Guess who the girl was? Me, your mother!May 6, 2020May 6, 2020
Ashley CheninSlackjawI Am the Monster Under Your Bed, But You Never Leave Your Bed… Are You Okay?Hello — don’t scream. It’s me, Bo Geyman. I am the monster under your bed, but I’ve noticed you never leave your bed…are you okay?Apr 4, 20204Apr 4, 20204
Ashley CheninSlackjawI’m A Child Who’s Mistaken Martinelli’s Sparkling Cider For Champagne And Becomes Quickly…Mind if I introduce something totally rad at the kids’ table this year? Don’t look suspicious. Our parents are at the next table over.Mar 19, 2020Mar 19, 2020
Ashley Chen20 Alternative Things to Kiss Instead of Icky Human Lips When the Ball Drops This New Year’s Eve“10, 9, 8, 7…” Everyone’s partnered up. You pivot left and right. Great, another incoming New Year, and no one is within a foot radius of…Dec 31, 20191Dec 31, 20191
Ashley CheninSlackjawAre These Things Said During the Apocalypse Or During A Threesome?I’m so dehydrated.Dec 29, 20193Dec 29, 20193