WYOMING — A surly emo-goth gored a California woman Wednesday at Yellowstone National Park after officials there said a crowd got too close.

Carol Lynn, 59, who is from Santa Rosa, California, was gored after a crowd of people approached within 10 yards of a surly emo-goth that was sulking along a boardwalk in the Lower Geyser Basin. Authorities indicated that the goth became agitated by the proximity of the crowd and charged, goring Lynn. Lynn shit pants in process.

Rangers say park visitors should keep at least 25 yards from emo-goths, who are highly unpredictable and can become volatile…

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