Tourist Tossed Like a Caesar Salad by Free Range Emo-Goth in Yellowstone National Park, Shits PantsWYOMING — A surly emo-goth gored a California woman Wednesday at Yellowstone National Park after officials there said a crowd got too…Aug 15, 2020Aug 15, 2020
Groundbreaking Research Finds Legendary Hunkpapa Leader Sitting Bull to be PretendianColonial Studies Historian, Jacob Kelso, uncovered that Sitting Bull, Tȟatȟáŋka Íyotake, was not enrolled. “He didn’t even carry a CDIB…Aug 14, 2020Aug 14, 2020
Feast Smudge SnagYou’ve read the book Eat Pray Love, and you’ve seen the movie starring Julia Roberts, well hold onto your frybread because here’s the…Aug 1, 20202Aug 1, 20202
Published inGay MagAmerican (Indian) DirtNon-Native authored books about Natives have been taking up space for a very long dayApr 6, 20202Apr 6, 20202
I Have White Bread PrivilegeI love sandwiches, all kinds, and anyone who knows me knows that I love me a sammich! But what people don’t know about me and something…Jul 19, 2019Jul 19, 2019
Missing Oregon Senators Shape-Shift into Wild HorsesOregon Senators Cliff Bentz and Tim Knopp have gone to extreme lengths in order to shirk their public service responsibilities by shape…Jun 26, 2019Jun 26, 2019
An Open Letter of Apology to Native Americans From One of the Covington Catholic School StudentsAs one of the students from Covington Catholic School that incited a colossal shit-show at the Lincoln Memorial on our nation’s sacred…Jan 22, 2019Jan 22, 2019
Celebrate Your Quaint Family LoreMy family lore holds significant importance and is a big part of who I am, and how I consider myself and my identity. I look back with…Oct 23, 2018Oct 23, 2018
Sole Non-Indigenous Person Has No Opinion Whatsoever about Senator Warren’s Spit Test.The news of Senator Elizabeth Warren’s DNA results has spread throughout the globe and has made headlines in every major and minor news…Oct 16, 2018Oct 16, 2018
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyWestworld’s Dolores Abernathy Steps in for Betsy DeVos in “60 Minutes” InterviewI believe there is an order to our days, a purpose.Mar 13, 2018Mar 13, 2018