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Slackjaw

After Graduating Top In My Class From Harvard Law, I Found My True Purpose: Mastering The Pan Flute

My parents were furious. “We gave you everything. Now you want to piss on us?”

Aug 13

After Graduating Top In My Class From Harvard Law, I Found My True Purpose: Mastering The Pan Flute

Aug 13

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The Belladonna Comedy

Iconic Movies Reimagined In A World That Embraces Incontinence

“Judging someone for a free-spirited bladder or bowel does not define who they are, it defines who you are.” -Anonymous

Jun 25

Iconic Movies Reimagined In A World That Embraces Incontinence

Jun 25

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Slackjaw

Thanks For Contacting Jersey PILFs, Your Source For Sexy Plumbers

At Jersey PILFs we give customers what they really want: a show.

May 22

Thanks For Contacting Jersey PILFs, Your Source For Sexy Plumbers

May 22

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The Belladonna Comedy

Dupuytren’s Disease, Self-Proclaimed “Destroyer of Hands,” Wants Respect And Recognition

I wish people would stop confusing me with other “Conditions That Can Fuck Up Your Hands,” and start taking me seriously as a connective…

Feb 27

Dupuytren’s Disease, Self-Proclaimed “Destroyer of Hands,” Wants Respect And Recognition

Feb 27

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Slackjaw

After Five Years Of Neglect, A Shower Drain Unloads On Homeowner

Your neglect has resulted in an abundance of moist organic material which has attracted sewer flies.

Feb 11

After Five Years Of Neglect, A Shower Drain Unloads On Homeowner

Feb 11

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Slackjaw

Beagle Serves Neighbor With A Letter Of Intent To Bark Disruptively

I, Sadie, am writing to inform you of my intent to bark at squirrels in thirty-to-forty-five-minute bursts.

Dec 2, 2023

Beagle Serves Neighbor With A Letter Of Intent To Bark Disruptively

Dec 2, 2023

Tobi Pledger

Tobi Pledger

Tobi Pledger is a writer and veterinarian from Texas. She lives in North Carolina with her husband and a flock of birds.

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