Tom MatthewsinSlackjawI’m The Leftover Spaghetti You Tossed In The Trash!Your culinary incompetence has shattered my dreams.Jul 132Jul 132
Tom MatthewsinThe HavenWe Are the Totally Honest Ham CompanyThe sandwich ham with nothing to hideJul 13Jul 13
Tom MatthewsinFrazzledIs This Daily Life Now That My Son Is One?The diary of a first-time father on day 375 of parenthoodJun 27Jun 27
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Tom MatthewsinThe HavenThe Best Things To Do and See in Heaven This YearThe tourist guide for everything you need to know before making the trip to the Pearly GatesJun 19Jun 19
Tom MatthewsinRead or Die!REPORT — Nursery Rhyme Farmer Old Macdonald SentencedOld MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm, he had… housesJun 12Jun 12
Tom MatthewsinFrazzledReport: Local Dad’s Sudden Allergy to Night Duties Leads to Highchair HysteriaDad held hostage? Tabloid exclusive on midnight nursery rhyme fiasco!May 2920May 2920
Tom MatthewsinThe PubI Walked in on My Toaster Getting LaidHow my Meg the Smeg toasted her sophisticated image goodbyeMay 251May 251
Tom MatthewsinFunny, Inc.Hells New Arrival Checks InMr Devil before I check in I just have a couple of quick questions for youMay 213May 213
Tom MatthewsinNew Writers WelcomeI Think My Washing Machine Just Threw a TantrumMeet Dwayne, my teenage washing machine.May 173May 173