Tom MatthewsinRead or Die!REPORT — Nursery Rhyme Farmer Old Macdonald SentencedOld MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm, he had… houses·3 min read·2 days ago----
Tom MatthewsinFrazzledReport: Local Dad’s Sudden Allergy to Night Duties Leads to Highchair HysteriaDad held hostage? Tabloid exclusive on midnight nursery rhyme fiasco!·2 min read·May 29, 2024--22--22
Tom MatthewsinThe PubI Walked in on My Toaster Getting LaidHow my Meg the Smeg toasted her sophisticated image goodbye·3 min read·May 25, 2024--1--1
Tom MatthewsinFunny, Inc.Hells New Arrival Checks InMr Devil before I check in I just have a couple of quick questions for you·3 min read·May 21, 2024--3--3
Tom MatthewsinNew Writers WelcomeI Think My Washing Machine Just Threw a TantrumMeet Dwayne, my teenage washing machine.·3 min read·May 17, 2024--3--3
Tom MatthewsThe Remote Wars: A Battle Between Father and BabyNot one to have children who like to play with toys, my 11-month-old son has decided the TV remote is his prized possession.·4 min read·May 8, 2024--3--3