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“You Call That an Assassination Attempt?” A Quest for Truth with Lee Harvey Oswald
“You Call That an Assassination Attempt?” A Quest for Truth with Lee Harvey Oswald
After a string of shootings, assassination attempts, and exploding pagers, our journo about town, Jack Hennessy, searches for the truth…
Murphy's Law
Sep 18
Hey Nerds, Where’s My Hoverboard?
Hey Nerds, Where’s My Hoverboard?
And other technology promised in 90s films that should exist by now
Robin Wilding 💎
Sep 15
Pizza Hawaii: The Culinary Crime That Ruined My Life
Pizza Hawaii: The Culinary Crime That Ruined My Life
An Unsolicited Rant Against Pineapple Sabotage and the War on Real Pizza
The Jolly Quill
Sep 15
Illegal Alien Tries to Eat Family Cat
Illegal Alien Tries to Eat Family Cat
“I thought he was a bagel” accused claims.
Jillian Cardillo
Sep 15
Why Donald Trump Only Got the Immigrant Issue Half Right
Why Donald Trump Only Got the Immigrant Issue Half Right
Before you get mad, let me explain.
The Sturg (Gerald Sturgill)
Sep 15
My Awkward Childhood Story.
My Awkward Childhood Story.
The great skippy incident of 2004.
Ross Akram
Sep 14
Gertie’s Guide to Gonif-Proofing Your Life 2
Gertie’s Guide to Gonif-Proofing Your Life 2
More unsolicited advice from a Yiddishe Mama
Gael MacLean
Sep 14
My Close Encounter with a 'Fashion-Conscious' Bull!
My Close Encounter with a 'Fashion-Conscious' Bull!
Confessions of a Crazy Animal Lover
Oishee Chatterjee 💎 || Blogger| Writer| Dreamer||
Sep 13
Is My Pet Gay? A Vet’s Guide to Treating Gay Animals
Is My Pet Gay? A Vet’s Guide to Treating Gay Animals
Homophobia and how to treat it
Mark Ewbie
Sep 13
The Great Spam Tsunami
The Great Spam Tsunami
Riding the wave of junk mail
Pam Saraga
Sep 13
A Horse’s Tale
A Horse’s Tale
A story of the Old West
Kathy Minicozzi
Sep 13
A Letter to Funny, Inc. — My First Piece
A Letter to Funny, Inc. — My First Piece
A new writer stands before greatness
Mark Ewbie
Sep 13
If You Ever Wish Upon a Star, for God’s Sake, Don’t Ask to Be Rich
If You Ever Wish Upon a Star, for God’s Sake, Don’t Ask to Be Rich
Here’s other stuff you could ask for, that even money can’t buy
João Pedro Fernandes
Sep 12
Trump: Master Debater
Trump: Master Debater
A brief recap of Harris vs. Trump on ABC for those who missed it
Jeff Hayward
Sep 11
If You Love the English Language, Please Screw Yourself
If You Love the English Language, Please Screw Yourself
How can we expect anyone from another country to learn this crap?
Brandon Ellrich
Sep 11
Top City Buses that I’ve Almost Been Hit By
Top City Buses that I’ve Almost Been Hit By
These things are hunting me for sport, and I’m terrified.
Doug Fowler
Sep 11
Have You Tried This Delicious Gas Station Burrito?
Have You Tried This Delicious Gas Station Burrito?
Fairly sure there will be no negative health effects
Victor Cardenas
Sep 9
Script Changes that Make “The Godfather” Watchable
Script Changes that Make “The Godfather” Watchable
I just watched The Godfather and it was pretty good. One thing we can all agree on, though, is that the dialogue is pretty bad at times…
Doug Fowler
Sep 7
A Note about Seattle’s Urban Wildlife
A Note about Seattle’s Urban Wildlife
It’s a zoo out there! Bring your running shoes.
Diane Wilder
Sep 6
Medium Accidentally Hires Lucifer’s Disciple; Company’s Iconic Logo Replaced with Cut-Off Letters
Medium Accidentally Hires Lucifer’s Disciple; Company’s Iconic Logo Replaced with Cut-Off Letters
Ben Ulansey
Sep 5
National Be Late for Something Day
National Be Late for Something Day
You, too, can be an annoying latecomer
Kathy Minicozzi
Sep 4
Revealing the Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Wash Dishes
Revealing the Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Wash Dishes
Vacuuming isn’t much better
Brandon Ellrich
Sep 3
I Love Popping Me Some Cherries 😁
I Love Popping Me Some Cherries 😁
Why are you all looking at me like that?
The Accidental Monster
Sep 3
Using Slang to Teach Controversial American History so Kids can Learn, too!
Using Slang to Teach Controversial American History so Kids can Learn, too!
You’re never too young to learn about America’s dark past!
Doug Fowler
Sep 2
Turns Out the Chickens Are Dicks.
Turns Out the Chickens Are Dicks.
Err, cocks.
Karyn Phillips
Sep 1
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