Chris KnightinSlackjawCongratulations! You’re The New Social Media Voice Of Sauerkraut!Congratulations and ‘Willkommen bei Sauerkraut’ (welcome to sour cabbage)!May 18, 2020May 18, 2020
Chris KnightinSlackjawI’m Your About-To-Be-Born Baby, And Here’s All The Ways My Birth Will Terrify You Two IdiotsFuture parents BEWARE, you’re in for a scare!Oct 11, 20193Oct 11, 20193
Chris KnightUnused Voice-Over Narration For Ryan Gosling In Blade Runner 2049I looked down at my gun, or ‘blade’, which I thought of as my partner. Yes, partner, you and me better do some ‘running’ soon. And by…Feb 9, 2018Feb 9, 2018
Chris KnightInspirational, Mind-Expanding, Life-Changing Quotes From Alan Watts That Alan Watts Never SaidDecember 05, 2017 / Chris KnightDec 5, 2017Dec 5, 2017
Chris KnightHow To Overcome Adversity By Harnessing The Remarkable Power Of Extremely Long Sentences That Seem…November 24, 2017 / Chris KnightNov 24, 2017Nov 24, 2017
Chris KnightNoir But The Metaphors Are Literal NowAs soon as the dame walked into my office I could see she had legs all right. Legs for days.Nov 2, 2017Nov 2, 2017