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Six Hilarious References Your Kids Will Never Get Because We Are All Doomed to Die In the Coming…

These kids today have no clue what’s actually funny! What, with their TikTok and their influencing, the new generation seems to be obsessed…

Oct 7, 2020

Six Hilarious References Your Kids Will Never Get Because We Are All Doomed to Die In the Coming…

Oct 7, 2020

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The 7 Best Songs To Play While Being Seduced By A Beautiful Older Woman

Here’s another sexy track that blends well with a taboo soirée involving a woman twice your age.

Aug 19, 2020

The 7 Best Songs To Play While Being Seduced By A Beautiful Older Woman

Aug 19, 2020

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10 Uplifting Quotes From History’s Most Bisexual Werewolves

2020 has been one heck of a year so far, and it’s safe to say we could all use a little inspiration. In times of turmoil, we look to…

Jul 16, 2020

10 Uplifting Quotes From History’s Most Bisexual Werewolves

Jul 16, 2020

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5 Father’s Day Gifts Your Dad Won’t Destroy In Anger

Father’s Day is here, and families across America will celebrate by firing up the grill, tossing the old pigskin around the yard, and…

Jun 21, 2020

5 Father’s Day Gifts Your Dad Won’t Destroy In Anger

Jun 21, 2020

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‘The Simpsons’ Predicted That You Would Be A Huge Dork

Matt Groening’s legendary animated show ‘The Simpsons’ is revered for its continued relevance and widespread influence, but lately its…

Mar 28, 2020

‘The Simpsons’ Predicted That You Would Be A Huge Dork

Mar 28, 2020

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Aqualung Tests Positive For Coronavirus

Blackpool, Lancashire, Eng. — A man who was recently arrested at a local park for eying little girls with bad intent has tested positive…

Mar 26, 2020

Aqualung Tests Positive For Coronavirus

Mar 26, 2020

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President Trump Disrupts Coronavirus Meeting With Blown-Up Glove Puppet

Washington, D.C. — A team of doctors, lobbyists, and a handful of congressional representatives met with President Trump earlier today to…

Mar 25, 2020

President Trump Disrupts Coronavirus Meeting With Blown-Up Glove Puppet

Mar 25, 2020

Tyler Dark

Gov. Carney Issues Statement Regarding COVID-19: “I Mean, Fuck It. Right?”

Sitting behind a desk littered in blunt ashes, cigarette butts, and several bottles of Jameson Irish whiskey, Delaware Governor Jack Carney…

Mar 23, 2020

Gov. Carney Issues Statement Regarding COVID-19: “I Mean, Fuck It. Right?”

Mar 23, 2020

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Boy, 16, Seeks Emancipation From Parents, Claiming They “Roast The Shit Out Of Him”

Pickerington, OH — A local teenager is seeking a legal order of emancipation from his parents through the Franklin County District Court…

Mar 21, 2020

Boy, 16, Seeks Emancipation From Parents, Claiming They “Roast The Shit Out Of Him”

Mar 21, 2020

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Gentleman Risks Being Killed Violently In Car Crash By Walking Closer To Road Than Girlfriend

Rehoboth, DE — A local gentleman has risked life and limb for the sake of his lovely girlfriend by walking beside her on the side of the…

Mar 20, 2020

Gentleman Risks Being Killed Violently In Car Crash By Walking Closer To Road Than Girlfriend

Mar 20, 2020

Tyler Dark

Tyler Dark

Comedian. Writer of satire. Contributor for The Hard Times, Slackjaw, The Broadway Beat. Founder of satire blog “The Bringer - Comedy News That Bombs”.

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