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Greener Pastures Magazine

How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally

What’s not to love about dunking your body into frigid water?

3 min readMay 16, 2024

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How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally

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Viktoria Shulevich
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The Belladonna Comedy

I Am a Man on Hinge and “My Simple Pleasure” Is Clean Sheets

While at work, I daydream about my clean sheets.

4 min readMar 18, 2024

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I Am a Man on Hinge and “My Simple Pleasure” Is Clean Sheets

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Viktoria Shulevich
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Greener Pastures Magazine

A Pungent Plunge Into Trader Joe’s Oats & Seeds Non-Dairy Beverage

My palate is overwhelmed by a cacophony of flavors, the most pronounced of which is “stale seeds.”

4 min readMar 13, 2024

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A Pungent Plunge Into Trader Joe’s Oats & Seeds Non-Dairy Beverage

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Viktoria Shulevich
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The Belladonna Comedy

How to Buy a Wood Cutting Board and a Knife in 41 Simple Steps

Contrary to popular belief, “hard” wood is not always better.

4 min readMar 1, 2024

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How to Buy a Wood Cutting Board and a Knife in 41 Simple Steps

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Viktoria Shulevich
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Slackjaw

Notes From My (Chronic Lack of) Sleep Journal

Kinda have to pee. Too awake now that went to pee.

2 min readFeb 21, 2024

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Notes From My (Chronic Lack of) Sleep Journal

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Viktoria Shulevich
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The Belladonna Comedy

Spotting “Singles” in Their Natural Habitat: A Tour for Couples

Singles are unpartnered creatures often encountered in the wild but rarely approached.

4 min readFeb 15, 2024

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Spotting “Singles” in Their Natural Habitat: A Tour for Couples

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Viktoria Shulevich
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The Belladonna Comedy

Open Letter to the Ghost “Ghost Flushing” My Toilet

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to schedule a plumber in the living world?

4 min readJan 4, 2024

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Open Letter to the Ghost “Ghost Flushing” My Toilet

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Viktoria Shulevich
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Slackjaw

I Really Want To Get To Know You By Telling You About Myself

I look forward to messaging you sporadically and talking about me.

4 min readJan 1, 2024

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I Really Want To Get To Know You By Telling You About Myself

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Viktoria Shulevich
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The Belladonna Comedy

Helpful TripAdvisor Reviews of the Prado Art Museum in Madrid

Really nice toilets but an expensive entry fee.

3 min readNov 28, 2023

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Helpful TripAdvisor Reviews of the Prado Art Museum in Madrid

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Viktoria Shulevich
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The Belladonna Comedy

FAQ About my Family’s Eastern European Immigrant Style Thanksgiving

We’ll serve typical holiday dishes like Borscht.

3 min readNov 20, 2023

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FAQ About my Family’s Eastern European Immigrant Style Thanksgiving

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Viktoria Shulevich

Viktoria Shulevich

I write humor, essays and children’s fiction. Read my funny stuff in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case and more!

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