Three Chords and The Truth About Yourself

I Guess This Is (Actually) Growing Up

A Requiem For Margo Dunne

There are approximately three great movies within Gone Girl.

The All Too Familiar Case Of Rebecca Thane

Rebecca Thane has been here too long to put up with your shit. She hates the runners…

Rogue For All: A Star Wars Story

Ever since The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars has been something incredibly small against the backdrop…

The Train

There’s a train that runs past the sewage plant, in the richest part of town. On one side of the tracks is the plant, surrounded by…

A Reaction To FIFA 17's Story Mode, or “Why I Miss Ace Combat, Damn It”

April O’Neil: A Day in the Life

Megan Fox’s Mikaela does not fare well in the Transformers movies. She exists to be an object…

Berrylands Station

In between a massive pile of shit
And a beautiful suburb where rich people live
Sits a little train station from which you…

The Dinner Lady

People think I’m weird because I don’t like butter. They say, “what’s wrong with butter?” as if I could produce an answer that would satisfy them. “Nothing,” I always say; except the way it sticks to the bread, existing in this gross mid-point between solid and liquid, making my mouth feel wrong. “I…