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About Me — Rocky Shores
Come crash on my boulders
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
My buddy Chuck’s got a way with words, doesn’t he? A real poet. I’m a simpler man than him, so my stories may not trip off your tongue the same, but I bet they’ll be just as colorful.
I’m more excited than a schoolgirl on her first date. This’ll be my first story published in Medium and I hope it’ll make me a million smackers. It’s gotta, with all those stories floating around about bonus and money and cash and millions of followers.
Readers, I’m here, and you’re gonna find all about me, Rocky Shores. Every good goddamn thing, and every bad damn thing. Things about me you’re dying to know. Things about me you may not want to know. You can trust me, though.
Best to hand on tight, ’cause it’s gonna be a helluva ride.
As the title says, bubba, my names’s Rocky Shores. You want to know about me? All about me? I know you do. Everybody always does. I’m a popular fella, especially with the ladies, if a know what I mean. The boys kinda like me, too, but that’s a whole different story. And I will most definitely kiss and tell. You can expect to…
