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Ski Bro Eyes Leftover Food From Neighboring Table
Ski Bro Eyes Leftover Food From Neighboring Table
JACKSON, Wyo. — A hungry ski bum was banned from his favorite Thai restaurant Wednesday after what was intended to be a quick egg roll…
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Oct 22, 2016
NPS Begins Process of Housing Wildlife For Winter
NPS Begins Process of Housing Wildlife For Winter
#YOLOSTONE NATIONAL PARK — Hundreds of wild animals were made warm and cozy Wednesday as the National Park Service began the arduous annual…
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Oct 15, 2016
Bro Feels ‘Objectified’ After Late-Night Dick Pic Request
Bro Feels ‘Objectified’ After Late-Night Dick Pic Request
ASPEN, Colo. — Feelings were hurt and intentions were questioned early Monday morning when a slow-moving ski town courtship was shifted…
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Oct 10, 2016
Ex Ski Bum, Now In Real Job, Questions Point of Career, Adulthood
Ex Ski Bum, Now In Real Job, Questions Point of Career, Adulthood
SAN FRANCISCO — A Bay Area accounting firm reported Friday that one of their newest employees — an ex ski bum — had officially burnt out…
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Oct 9, 2016
Tired Ski Bum Fails To Sexually Satisfy Girlfriend
Tired Ski Bum Fails To Sexually Satisfy Girlfriend
SKI TOWN, USA — Returning gradually to consciousness Thursday, 23-year-old Jake Masters woke slowly with a splitting headache, an empty…
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Oct 7, 2016
Bro Heartbroken After Tinder Prospect Goes Dark
Bro Heartbroken After Tinder Prospect Goes Dark
SKI TOWN, USA — While in recovery after the abrupt conclusion of a budding Tinder romance, TGR intern and professional cougar hunter Toby…
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Oct 7, 2016
MOM SAYS ‘FUCK IT,’ REVEALS KIDS’ DIRTBAGGERY AT UPSCALE BRUNCH
MOM SAYS ‘FUCK IT,’ REVEALS KIDS’ DIRTBAGGERY AT UPSCALE BRUNCH
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, Mass. — A wealthy mother suffered a social shaming Wednesday after she was forced to disclose her two 20-something adult…
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Oct 1, 2016
Hot Tub Poacher Brought Down After Interstate Manhunt
Hot Tub Poacher Brought Down After Interstate Manhunt
TRUCKEE, Calif. — Local, state and federal authorities tightened the noose Wednesday and brought an end to what many crime watchers have…
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Sep 30, 2016
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