The Ultimate #DrinkingThroughDisney Strategy Guide

Why pickup trucks are the worst things on the road

I hate pickup trucks.

Okay, I should clarify. I do not hate all pickup trucks. If your truck is emblazoned with the name of a business and covered in ladders, or kinda rusty and filled with your friend’s stuff…

My future has been stolen by spineless grifters

Donald Trump has already built his wall, and I am paying for it.

My friends are paying for it. My family is paying for it. America is paying for it.

I read 50 Shades of Grey so you don’t have to

Since the movie trailer dropped last week, our nation once again has its collective panties in a twist or completely off, depending on your feelings about 50 Shades of Grey. Yesterday, I read an article in which the author proclaimed that he had not…

Roc City — a native Rochesterian’s response to Kodak City

A few months ago, I happened across an article about a photo series eulogizing the ghost town of Rochester, NY. I was rather surprised to hear that the city I was currently living and working in was a ghost town, considering there…

We need a park on the Midtown site

Put a park at Midtown.

No, seriously.

Rochester is teetering on the brink of a revitalization, and there are a lot of factors at play in that.

How To Be A Basic Rochesterian

Fall is upon us, so it’s time for all your favorite fall activities: drinking pumpkin beer and hot apple cider around a bonfire, apple picking, pumpkin carving, crunching through leaves, haunted hay rides, and most importantly, stereotyping all these activities as only for…

Rochester: Dance a little more. You might enjoy it.

Rochester. Time to lighten up.

I know that can be a tall order. It’s the end of February, and even if this winter wasn’t cold or snowy, it was certainly grey and gloomy.

The worst Valentine’s Day of my life

Okay, maybe not the worst, but at least the most interesting.

It was February 14th (duh). I had just turned 21 that year. My birthday is February 3rd, and my roommate’s was February 18th, so I was milking her DD status as much as possible…

My first vote was cast on February 5, 2008.

If you’re feeling old right now, I apologize.

I remember that date so well because it was two days after my 18th birthday. As a giant nerd, I was a little too excited to be able to vote in the New York State primary for such a monumental election.