How A Story My Grandfather Tells Me Might Serve As A Schema For The Stupid Things You Think About Around Your Birthday

The term “octogenarian” has always been a bit fustian for my tastes. I understand it’s more terse than “someone in their 80's”…

Some Gestated Thoughts On All The Hours I Should Have Spent Asleep

Something That Didn’t Start Out Cynical But Turned Out To Be

What’s the difference between a uniform and a balaclava?

Authority? Appointment? Obligation? Some other ephemeral trigger-word designed for subconscious pity-induction? Probably. The similarity might…