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List: LinkedIn Messages From Men That Are Totally, Absolutely, Definitely About Business
List: LinkedIn Messages From Men That Are Totally, Absolutely, Definitely About Business
“I’m in [an industry that is totally irrelevant to you] in [a location totally far away from you]. Let’s connect.”
Andy Jiang
Apr 30, 2019
Struggling Startup Replaces Core Value “Family” With “Revenue”
Struggling Startup Replaces Core Value “Family” With “Revenue”
“We just need to remind everyone that while treating everyone as family is important, revenue growth is actually a tiny bit more…
Andy Jiang
Jan 24, 2018
As Burning Man Concludes, Tech Community Returns to its Asshole Roots
As Burning Man Concludes, Tech Community Returns to its Asshole Roots
“Burning Man is about radical inclusion,” Sally Rhinegold told reporters as she made a beeline from the Tenderloin cocktail bar to her Uber…
Andy Jiang
Sep 5, 2017
After ‘No Meeting June’, CEO Plans ‘We Have No Clue What We’re Doing July’
After ‘No Meeting June’, CEO Plans ‘We Have No Clue What We’re Doing July’
On the first day following No Meeting June, the CEO gathered his company to announce the start of “We Have No Clue What We’re Doing July”
Andy Jiang
Jul 15, 2017
VC denies his history of overt sexism by assaulting his first male founder
VC denies his history of overt sexism by assaulting his first male founder
He dismissed all sexism claims by announcing his most recent investment involved him giving the all male founders “a round of hand jobs.”
Andy Jiang
Jul 5, 2017
Progressive Startup Replaces All Men’s and Women’s Bathrooms with One, Large Genderless Bucket
Progressive Startup Replaces All Men’s and Women’s Bathrooms with One, Large Genderless Bucket
“It’s time we put our money where our mouth is and our non-heteronormative human waste where the bucket is.”
Andy Jiang
Jun 27, 2017
Local Man’s Most Valuable Contribution to Society is His Online Personal Data
Local Man’s Most Valuable Contribution to Society is His Online Personal Data
Though Brad Dagan is a husband, father of three, and community figure, his most valued contribution to society is his online personal data.
Andy Jiang
Jun 20, 2017
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