I’m Too Sexty For My Age

Sixty was a hard birthday, but I’ve finally made Old my bitch.

Natural Rights versus Human Rights

Natural rights versus human rights and which drive pretty much…

Camaraderie and Privilege in the DMV Line

It sucks to be stuck in DMV circle of hell, but only if you…

Rhetorical Question Parent: A Play in One Act

My husband and I have raised an awesome, well-behaved, successful daughter whom…

AnneLand Manifesto: Guns

They Simply Do Not Exist in AnneLand

Guns simply do not exist…

How Can You Not Know You’re Pregnant?!?

Fun Facts about Periods and Pregnancy

AnneLand: Model Elections after Sorority Rush

Hey, it can’t be worse than our current election process.

AnneLand Pronouns: I, You, Zhe, It

Enough with gendered pronouns and the plural-mixed-up hack. There’s…

The Queen of AnneLand

I, Anne Brumbaugh, am the Queen of AnneLand, that fictitious libertarian-esque utopia that, up until now, has existed…

The Importance of Off-Diagonal Thinking

Cognition is lazy. Media are ubiquitous. Purposeful…