“The men are going to look anyway.”

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I was just permanently banned from TikTok.

Cool cool.

Your Doordasher Could Be An Old Man Struggling Up The Stairs.

Success is broken.

She fell out of love watching him pile meat and toilet paper into his truck.

An earnest question for Taylor Swift.

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I’m not going to have kids just because Bill Gates doesn’t want me to.

What won’t the bear do?

It just doesn’t make sense. Why would anyone pick being alone with a bear in the woods?

A MAGA Relative Wants To Retire In Latin America

Defending The American Eclipse Apocalypse

My semi-viral TikTok about the end of the world.

He left you a voice message.

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