How would you like Manchester United to beat you this year

Get ready for weaponized Russell Westbrook

Close your eyes. Think of a disaster movie. Any disaster movie. You don’t really have…

Ranking soccer players’ haircuts based on Bond villain eligibility

Your Armchair Olympics Watching Guide

Welcome to the Olympics, the land where only half of the allotted budget actually makes it…

Getting Down and Dirty (UGH, pun intended) with POTUS’ Playlist

Imagine Usain Bolt doesn’t fumble his start

In less than 24 hours, the image of Usain Bolt turning to the camera to make sure it…

Where in the world did Donald Glover go?

The simple and straightforward question is… he was making Atlanta. You know, that new…

Finding a lasting music album in 2016

The art of the music album is at an impasse. The industry crossed the Rubicon many years ago…

Frank Ocean makes your daydream come true

After days that turned into weeks that turned into months that turned into years of…

Why even have award shows anymore

I hope you can allow me this one day of respite before jumping onto the already decomposing corpse…