Asher and John Try Comedy

This is a transcript from a deleted scene in MTV’s Real World Paris (2003)

Yeah, I put a fried egg on my burger; who the f*ck are you?

Close your eyes. Go ahead and picture a hamburger. Nothing more American than a hamburger. What do you see? Beef? Lettuce? A bun? Fuck you. You’re the problem. You know what I put on my burger? A fried fucking egg. I crack open…

Veep Babies

Growing up, I always loved the show Muppet Babies. If you’re not familiar, it’s a show featuring Jim Henson’s “The Muppets” but as…

OMG Nature is F*cking dope as %$*@*#!!!!

Sure smartphones are fun but here are some SICK nature Facts to remind you that Mother Nature is original Bae!

Stand Up Open Mic Code Of Conduct

Welcome to stand up night at O’Halligan’s Pub. Sign up is at 7pm, and the show starts at 8pm. If…

I asked Asher if he wanted to watch “Glow” but I am pretty sure he responded in songs from a June 1, 1999 TRL

I had been wanting to watch “Glow” (I’ve heard GREAT things) and I texted Asher last week to see if he wanted to watch it together. I am pretty…

The Dark History of Space Cadet 3D Pinball

If you had Windows 95 you might remember Full Tilt’s 3D Space Cadet Pinball. What you…

Last Will & Testament of Someone Whose Life was Determined by a Game of MASH

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF JOHN M. SABINE

I, John M. Sabine, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, do hereby make, publish and declare…

Air BnB House Manual

Hello, and welcome! We are so glad you picked our home for your getaway here in beautiful Door County, Wisconsin. We are…