Close your eyes. Go ahead and picture a hamburger. Nothing more American than a hamburger. What do you see? Beef? Lettuce? A bun? Fuck you. You’re the problem. You know what I put on my burger? A fried fucking egg. I crack open…
Growing up, I always loved the show Muppet Babies. If you’re not familiar, it’s a show featuring Jim Henson’s “The Muppets” but as…