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If This Isn’t Familiar…

Been here, done this.

I Might be the Artist…

But he sure speaks in Poetry sometimes.

20 Things He Does to Show Me He Loves Me…

This guy…I can’t even.

Bitchface Plans In Bitchface Land…

This is what I do.

“A Death Sentence For Me”…

Florida Republican Women don’t seem to care until it’s their backs being…

No Matter How You Let Them Down…

It’s always the most dramatic scene ever.

How’s The View?

The Holier Than Thou Throne looks awfully uncomfortable, though.

How Writing Professionally Is Like Being A Trap Queen

I’m telling you, the similarities are uncanny.

Dear Paul Clooney,

Your “dating advice for women”, outdated and out of place at best, sir.