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I Might be the Artist…
But he sure speaks in Poetry sometimes.
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20 Things He Does to Show Me He Loves Me…
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Bitchface Plans In Bitchface Land…
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“A Death Sentence For Me”…
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No Matter How You Let Them Down…
It’s always the most dramatic scene ever.
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How’s The View?
The Holier Than Thou Throne looks awfully uncomfortable, though.
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How Writing Professionally Is Like Being A Trap Queen
I’m telling you, the similarities are uncanny.
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Mar 13, 2022
Dear Paul Clooney,
Your “dating advice for women”, outdated and out of place at best, sir.
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Ask A Bitchface
Advice on love, life, and other matters without any of the fluff and filler. On Medium, Substack, and heard on Spotify, Anchor, and Google Podcasts.
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