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How Writing Professionally Is Like Being A Trap Queen

I’m telling you, the similarities are uncanny.

Dear Paul Clooney,

Your “dating advice for women”, outdated and out of place at best, sir.

Close to Home…

But not safe in our homes

I’m Actually Speechless…

Okay, we’re just going to jump into this with both feet, due to the fact that I’m too irritated with it to play…

As Another VD Creeps Up On Us…

Well, well, well…if it isn’t the day of love upon us…Hold on, give me just a second, I’m feeling a little…

Is Physical Attraction a Starting Point?

Or does it mean we’ve no other points of common interest?

Maybe I Should Consider Writing About Sex…

Yeah, there’s no fucking way I’m doing that.

I’m Struggling, And I Know It…

I’m living in relapse territory today, and I need to be careful.

Welcome To The Holiday Shit Show…

Let’s Just Get Through This With All Our Teeth, Ok?

Anytime you add more financial stress to ordinary life, shit is bound to get a little hairy. The holidays are a shining example of how trying to bring families…