There are several hallowed traditions that grace the halls of Acme Looniversity. Every year, the students play the…
Viacom, the bourgeoisie of the broadcast spectrum, have taken further steps to secure their monopoly on public thought and opinion. The…
The Axis of Stevil, troubled by recent events has partnered with Dari Airlines for their national ‘Buff Out Terrorism’ campaign. These…
In the past decade, there has been a growing trend regarding some of America’s most famous celebrities. A now-common…
Animals can only get so many jobs in the modern work force. Since they are far too brute for the boardroom, and too “Madison…
In a backward step towards solving the world’s energy crisis, the National Security Agency has closed the B.G.H Hydrogen Fuel Station. The…
The mongers of the everyman cheese are starting a revolution. Wensleydale and the Project for the Betterment of Fancy Cheese have…
The lag time of western culture to reach mid western Asia is glacial. The summer of 2004 brought the halcyon days of…