Why Actual Real Everyday British People Should Vote To Stay In The EU

‘Sh*tstorm Pile Up’ — Bad Recruitment (feat. Roxette)

First off: this isn’t a recruitment professional character assassination. It’s a personal vendetta. But if you’re a recruiter with a guilty conscience, employer with a bad rep, or a candidate that asks ‘how high?’ when told to jump, read…

Bowerese

*South London suburbs, circa 1992*

‘Now, Dane — you behave yourself for Nancy. She’s in charge. When she says ‘it’s…

UNDERSIDED

alldaynight

The neoned beaches of West ‘Antica. Still swimmable in deep South Winter, when darkness skellsover…

underlings

It’s happening right now. And no-one seems remotely concerned. At least not outwardly.

Let’s talk about… branded content!

Oh man! Can’t we talk about something else??

Cetacean Sensation

I was walking along a deserted beach and there he was. A whale. Selling whale fat ice cream.

‘It’s the only way I can make a difference to both my bottom lines,’ he chuckled to himself in a knowingly ironic tone.

blackbird

He began on a rainy Vancouver Saturday and ended on the snow white beaches of Cancun. Wires all tangled and charred. It wasn’t exactly what he’d planned, but all things considered, we knew he wouldn’t have had it any other way.

Basted

The Hotel Miramar was teeming with titillating totty — terrific tarts with tanned tits. Too bad I was on my honeymoon. That being said it wasn’t long before I became almost immune to the distractions. Seen one, seen ’em all. Seen two, lucky you. Seen three, well fuck me! Still, no-one was blessed with quite so…