I’m your cat. Don’t touch me like that.

Here’s the thing. I don’t like to be touched. Except for when I do. And clearly you don’t…

Cat Yak Ain’t Normal

So lemme tell ya somethin’. I don’t like barfin’. And I know you don’t like cleanin’ up when I barf. But I don’t do it on…

New Cat — Two Week Update

Two weeks ago, I wrote about how the humans were bringing a new cat into the house, and some of the strategies…

I Bite Because…

So you’ve got a cat, and things are all swell, and then BAM, out of NOWHERE, the cat bites you. You weren’t doing anything! The…

Hah! That sucker Moxie left the laptop unattended. Writing can’t be that hard, right?

Introducing a New Cat into Your Home

I moved in with these humans in 2013, so I don’t quite remember what it was like when they…

Visiting the Vet During a Pandemic

A few weeks ago, the human female made an appointment to take Mama to the vet. She had some kind of…

Ingredient Breakdown — Dried Egg Yolk

It’s me, Coco. I decided *I* should write about ingredients, because ingredients are boring…

How to Get Your Cat to Stop Biting You

When I hear the word “bite”, I think about dogs. I mean, just look how many chew toys exist…