Hold on to your whiskers, folks, because today is the day. That’s right. These paws…
When Gina LoRusso convinced me that we could win the King of Queens Dance contest, I pretended to give a shit about dancing so I could get into her pants. For as long as I could remember, my sisters had tortured me with disco songs like “Come to Me” and “Love to Love You…
May 1, 1632
I undid the tie on my bonnet, skipping through yellow reeds long enough to tickle my chin. There was a cool breeze in the air, promises of fall, that lifted tresses of my brown, waved hair. My mother had never let me cut it, so it fell near to my…
The library’s quietest day is usually Wednesday and if you’re able to sneak past the philosophy bookshelves and straight to poetry — there you’ll find a hidden gem, a closed corner with no other access nor exit, a place…
I read somewhere once that, on average, a man thinks about sex every seven seconds. That means, in the sixty seconds it took me to pay her, I thought about it at least eight times. Once was the white blob of mayonnaise on her green polo shirt, just beneath her name…
Art Morris was uncomfortably aware that he was a child’s idea of an academic. He was unsightly. God had played a joke when creating him, as shown by his rail-thin frame, sallow skin, miniscule lips, and constantly recycled suit. (The single suit was not an issue of money. In…
Denny’sBy Julia Horwitz
– Artesia & Aviation st.– pull in & slip by– gas pump & park– quickly
Dear readers,
we decided to use this Wednesday’s post to invite all of you to submit your…
Acceptance. I often analyze words among many other things and I when I find myself at…
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